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Ronald Raygunn

About Me


"Carrying his language and his new philosophy like concealed weapons, the hipster set out to conquer the world."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


A boy who can swim as fast as a shark, Harmony Korine, Bez, James St James and John Malkovich.

"What is this strange power Malkovich exudes? You've gotta help me understand, because all I can think about is wanting to be him. Wanting to be John Malkovich."

My Blog

Fun Times with Animals! (Slash Melissa Gets Bored and Destroys the English Language)

So I started a new game. It may have gotten a little out of hand.Jennifer Antelopez Spaniel L JacksonMoose WillisPuma ThurmanCharlize HeronOwl PacinoBull MurrayCourtney DoveBeaver GreenZebra MessingG...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:35:00 GMT

In which Ben and I discuss the "Laws of Wikipedia" ...

A transcript of a conversation/Q&A session in which I explain to Ben the infallable nature of Wikipedia. (Some sentences have been edited slightly to make it easier for the reader to follow)Leyen...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:32:00 GMT

The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind ...

For those of you who 'ent yet seen it, here is the first ever picture of the live-action adaptation of "Where the Wild Things Are". Goodness it looks like it's going to be perfect.  Paul Da...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:59:00 GMT

A few happy words from Miss Anne Thropy ...

People are idiots.  It baffles me how they manage to get themselves out of bed, (crudely) dress themselves, and make the trip to find me, at my store, minding my own business and annoy me beyond ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:17:00 GMT

Oh nah, it's totally cool. I'm not mad at all ...

I love taking 5 days to choose a BAPE  hoodie on Trademe, then spending $115 on it and waiting a whole extra week for it to arrive ... then it arrives but you're not home so you ge...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:15:00 GMT

CATastrophic ...

Seeing as I work in a place that thrives on public holidays, I'm at work whilst the rest of you are probably still snuggled up in your little beds.  This upsets me, and when I'm upset, I ten...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Standard issue hilarity.

For those who aren't rad enough to already know about it, Michael Cera (George-Michael from Arrested Development) and his friend Clark Duke have made this web-series called "Clark and Michael".  ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 15:59:00 GMT

The dream dies ...

So for the last three months I've been obsessing over the Mighty Boosh.  I spent ludicrous amounts of money on the DVDs, and showed the people who deserved to see it the wonderous creation that i...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:56:00 GMT

Must...hold...tongue....

Anyone who knows me, knows that one of my favourite past times is to "that's what she said" people.  I love it so much I do it even when it makes little or no sense, and I'm constantly searching ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 21:17:00 GMT

God hates us all ... apparently ...

Every now and then, when I'm feeling complacent, I make myself read about this man.  You know, just to get myself all riled up.  He's possibly the most ludicrously misguided, twisted and hat...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 15:30:00 GMT