Howdy there. My name is Anthony. If you want a full title it's Mr. Anthony John Petrie. More common names are; 'Anton', 'Wanker', 'Tosser', 'Mongel', ah well, you get used to it. I was born April 4th 1991. I was probably 3 days late knowing my luck. I have a mother and father. I've never known them as a couple, to be honest, I couldn't imagine it, and I don't think I'd really want to either. If it wasn't for them, you wouldn't wasting your time reading this (or as it almost said 'reading your time wasting this'). I have alot to thank them for, yeah, I do have my disagreements with them, but who doesn't? I'm about 5'10", dark hair, Blue eyes, nothing too attractive, but I'll let you be the judge, I have some pictures up. I think it's fair to say I grew up in the wars, I grew up in them while my dad was fighting in them. I was forever doing things I shouldn't, being a little bastard. I could have had a smoother up bringing if I hadn't been such a little shit, but I wouldn't be who I am today if I wasn't. I don't do things conventionally. I play 7 string guitars, I backflip off swings, I act like I have downs to make my siblings laugh, I aim for things out of my reach (hey, sometimes it pays off), but yet again, I suppose it's another feature. I don't dress the most respectably, but I don't dress like a twat either on the other hand. I like combats or shorts, have to be baggy. Either really baggy or fitted t-shirts, so an XL upwards or an M. Skateshoes are a must. I also like caps or visors (I think I'm the only one though). If I wear sunglasses, gotta be Oakley. I don't seem to do much these days. I've had my heart broken, sure it ain't nice, but you get over it at some point, I wouldn't be how I am now if I hadn't gotten over it. Women aren't worth the effort, unless you get it just right. Few of us do, some of us have, I'm one of them. I want to get back into the routine of band practices with 'Verdemien' my band, but nowhere to practice apparently. I really miss band practice. Something I want to work so badly just falling on its arse before it's even started, but boy, once we find practice time and space, watch out, we're gonna destroy everything around here. Just you watch. I aspire to work with computers or in the music industry. I'd love to become an Ibanez endorsee and release some music I can put my name to and be proud to say "I wrote that". I'm generally a nice person to talk to or be around I'd like to think. I try to always be there when you need me, and I tend to give others good advice, but not myself. If I am pissed off, I don't suggest aggrivating that matter, exasserbating the situation is never good, I tend to turn violent, very violent, and very quickly. I don't tend to have a problem with people unless they have a problem with me or they interfere with my life in someway, in which case I'll uncage some rage. I realise I've wrote you an essay, but I don't really care. It's all about me so it's relevant. I'll stop now, because I realise i've probably bored you. If you've read this far, well done and thank you for taking the time and effort, only a few more little snippets to read.
Signed, Yours Sincerely
Anthony J Petrie
HEADSHOT MOTHERFUCKER!