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About Me

I was born on a cold, stormy day in June 1984. Nothing much has changed and the weather is still crap!Umm.........I don't know what to say! i'm a pretty normal character, i like doing what normal people do, spending time with friends, going out and mucking round. You know, normal stuff like that!Unlike most people, I like my job. It is highly entertaining and it keeps me out of trouble!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Madonna, Santa Claus, Eddie McGuire, Papa Smurf, Mark Ricciuto, Australian Cricket Team, KOCHIE AND MEL, Mark "Chopper" Read (the real Chopper and also the Ronnie Johns Chopper)Ronnie Johns and the Good Taste Pony, The Wiggles (get them outta their skivvies and I reckon they'd be hardcore party animals), Bill Gates so he can buy me jewelery and ponies and stuff, and I would LOVE, absolutely LOVE to meet the FOO FIGHTERS........Oh, and I would like to meet Matt Lucas and David Walliams cos they have sick and twisted senses of humour - just like me!Oh.....and i'd like to meet YOU!

My Blog

Melbourne...........best holiday ever!

  We should all be allowed to have a holiday once a month! Melbourne was awesome! did heaps of shopping, drank LOTS (I lost count of the amount of Jagerbombs I drank) and I even have battlescars ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:18:00 GMT

HOLIDAY......................WOOOOO!!!!!

Hello everybody out there whos reading this (and all the people that shouldn't be!). I am going on holiday. How exciting is that! I'm taking some leave off work and i'm venturing off to Melbourn...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 00:57:00 GMT

Babies, Babies, Babies

This year, i will know at least 5 people who are having a baby. Thats a bloody lotta babies! One of my best mates is having one, my sister is having one, my cousin is having one, one of our family fri...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:25:00 GMT

FUCK TICKET SCALPERS!!!

Yeah, you heard me you filthy scumbags! Because of scum like you, I cant go to the Big Day Out because you opportunistic bastards bought all the tickets and decide to make a 150% profit by selling the...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:36:00 GMT

Why I Hate Television Ads.........

Before I begin my rant, let me just wish all the people out there (even the people I despise) a happy, buoyant and prosperous new year. Okay, summer time, Fuck all on the telly besides ads, tennis and...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:00:00 GMT

Just read my blog, will ya!

Hello all the geezers out there in Myspace land.............Long time no blog!. Um.......Pretty hectic for me the last few weeks. Finished up with the Jury Duty. That totally f***ed with my head,...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:22:00 GMT

Jury Duty, Drinking, mucking around and everything in between

Well kids, I am halfway through Jury Duty and its very interesting so far. I have only been picked for one case (it was Unlawful Sexual Intercourse with a Minor and two counts of Indecent Assault). Le...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:47:00 GMT

And you think you're life is CRAP!

My shit 48 hours started off with my poor little car Delilah deciding it was the right time to break down in the middle of South Road.....one of THE busiest roads in the State. The RAA man was not muc...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:36:00 GMT

Beautiful Friends

You poofter! where did my writing go! Bianca has vibrating boobs........and I have top mates! You try writing pissed! Respect to you ALL!
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:25:00 GMT

BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUTS

Shoutouts to my homegirls Jeffaner for her birthday on Saturday 14 October. Top night was had by all! Another shout out to my other Homie Bianca, have a ripper day on the 21st of October, I look forwa...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:14:00 GMT