THE WORLD IS MINE
AND THEY KILLIN IT WITH GLOBAL WARMING
MY PEOPLE TOLD YOU 500 YEARS AGO
CARE FOR THE LAND, AND THE LAND WILL CARE FOR YOU
What's up myspace people. I am the type of person who doesn't focus on the problems in life, but the solutions. I've learned to enjoy the days we are blessed with everyday, for there may not be a tomorrow. I would say I'm a myspace slacker. Sometimes I'm on on 3 times a day, or 3 times a month. So to my friends if it takes me a minute to respond to you, I appologize. I will always respond though.
Truly Original Survey
Would you do this?
1. Join the Military or the Mob?
mob before military
2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder?
nah, as long as there's no kids involved
3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again?
shit i'll make 10 in that case
4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out?
Why cheat, that's why they invented threesomes.
5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry?
go hungry, or hunt
What if...
1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose?
The woman, I had the right to choose before the pregnacy
2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around?
If I had one, no.
3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them?
No, no, hell no.
4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it?
sure, I'll cut the one with the cell phone in it so I really look like an asshole.
5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you?
Shit I guess we all got a black sheep somewhere in the family
Yes or No
1. Have you had cyber-sex?
no
2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner?
I have
3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed?
only after failing to help them improve
4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on?
a time or two
5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them?
no, who thinks of this shit
What do you think?
1. Gay marriage is wrong?
Wrong for me.
2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend?
only if I got evidence (maybe a used condom) some suckers for love don't beleive without evidence. Shit some don't beleive with it.
3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent?
this one stummped me
4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy?
depends on my partner
5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them?
yea
Finale!
1. Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention?
no
2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?
um sit and watch, only help to save a life. Otherwise enjoy the show.
3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person?
eww spread the nastyness, nah. I'de be pissed off if someone did that to me.
4. Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings?
that depends on what it is. Usually I tell the truth, that's why I'm sometimes labled as an asshole.
5. Do you think this survey was truly original?
Does anybody give a shit about my reply to this question?
