Modest Proposal For Your Esteemed Consideration. |
Did you know that the House just passed a bill that recognizes that Christmas and Christians are important? Look it up punk (H.Res.847). I'll wait.......
Did you notice that...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:30:00 GMT |
The War On Sleep. |
Before I give these creeky fingers a rest I would like to write in my dear blogairy, because it's a good excuse to stay up, drink, and enjoy the hallucinations brought on by sleep deprivation.
Tonight...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:19:00 GMT |
Why do I sneeze? The White Man. |
My new allergy doctor is so awesome! Not only is he 6 ft. 20 in. tall, but he actually used the term "The White Man" when talking about ragweed! He also gave me steroids. It seems a ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:59:00 GMT |
Good Things For Bad Music |
DRUNK!!!
I think a lot about how dumb people are, and the greatest indicator of some-one's stupidity, in my opinion, is the music that the subject of analysis listens to. Musical preference...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:04:00 GMT |
Life At The Clinic |
I ain't sayin' I'm looking for a new job. But I will admit that there have been times when the thought of delivering one more purple, whining, goo covered little human in to the world makes...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:59:00 GMT |
Greetings from Space |
Dear Earthbound Loser Dorks,
Ha ha dicks! Whose laughing now?! I'm on the space station, and you are performing fellatio on your boss' "wife"!!
You are asking, "How did Dave come to...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 23:00:00 GMT |
Don't hate me because you are a bigot. |
Dear Friends, Assorted Collegues, kindred misspellers, and hookers,
One hour ago I celebrated the dawning of The Chinese New Year with my close friend Beer and his constant companion Jo...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 18:45:00 GMT |
When you blog the whole world blogs with you. |
For a while there I was into this new blogging fad, but it seems to have gone the way of the "shower" for me. I know most of you aren't wondering why, so I'll explain myself in the next paragrap...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:37:00 GMT |
America Has Mumbled. |
They won't come up with a plan, they won't impeach Bush, they are controlled by the same interests, and they won't protect your soviergn freedoms.
America has mumbled. The puppet has been moved t...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:21:00 GMT |
Mission Accomplished! |
As you may or may not have heard the White House will no longer be using the phrase "stay the course" when talking about The War. First off, can The White House really speak? I don't ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:29:00 GMT |
