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cactus jatz

Jatz: biggest boozer in colts. Self-admission to being a terrible footballer OFF FIELD CAPTAIN, c co

About Me

My name is Jatz, but most people just call me 'the donkey'or more recently 'el diablo'. I've been known to be a bit of a loose cannon an like nothin better than gettin out on the village and partyin all nite with with my mates an plenty of beers which earned me the honourable title of 'Off Field Captain' of the UFC c colts.
I originally come from the small fishing community downsouth called albany where i used to thrive ..ing blocks of frozen fish from large ships and doin not much else except eating hjs and drinking beers.
More recently tho I have moved up to the big smoke(Perth)in order to try hit up some more adventurous partys and to try to get my university degree
I'm currently studying human movement an excercise science at UWA and I must say...
Im absolutely killing it.
I would say that probably my biggest flaw is the size of my vanity and how easily im distracted by shiny objects. apart from that im pretty much perfect.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Your results:
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Aquarius
You are very random, changing moods everyday but extremely well endowed. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra
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My Interests


Your Porn Star Name Is...
Captain Crackers a.k.a. THE DONKEY What's Your Porn Star Name?

I'd like to meet:

Any girls who are either Aries, Gemini, or Libra's maby?haha
All the crew from Albany way more often coz otherwise i get lonely
Apart from that probly just the usuals like; Optimus Prime. ron jeromy, what a man. the rock, stone cold steve austin, mankind/cactus jack/dude love. they are legends.

Music:

hmmmmm... pretty much anything from 50cent, AFI, BEYONCE, Men At Work, Five, DJ Tiesto, The killers, James Brown to Wu Tang Clan and anything between
Now I know thats a litle bit of a clash of genres but hey, if it sounds good, I like it

Movies:

rush hour 1 AND 2 (pure classics), rocky series, super troopers, zoolander (WHAT IS THIS? A SCHOOL FOR ANTS!!!!!), anchorman

Television:

'top gear' is pretty tops apart from that 'the family guy' is pretty good and im still waiting on the return of 'Gladiators'

Books:

the biography of 'Nick Farr Jones' by peter fitzsimons

Heroes:

jackie chan, mick foley (what a legend), greedy granma and anyone who went on the show Gladiators.
if you know who greedy granma is tho you are definatly not my hero...
ur just a sicko
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