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Damon

I love my wifey

About Me

My name is damon im almost 20. Im engaged and about to get married. I got a son on the way, he should be here soon. anymore questions just ask...

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Music:

Tombstone Sound Clip PageTombstone Sounds!These sounds are all in Windows .WAV format. If you have the LiveAudio Plugin, when you click on a sound, a control panel will pop up that will let you play the sound. If you want to download the sound, then click and hold the mouse button down (right button for Windows users) and select “Save this Link As...” and then make sure you save it as a source file, not text. Once downloaded, Macintosh users may need SoundAPP or a related application to use them.

They were sampled at 22KHz, so they are a little large, but if you like this movie like I do, you will agree that the size is worth it! I have trimmed my collection of late, as I figured TWO YEARS was long enough for most people to get a chance to download my sounds. I may go through the tape again sometime, but only to get small sounds. No need to email me; I know the sounds y'all want! :) .. -- Do you like RealAudio? Well Tom Ballard does, too; he transformed a bunch of my tombstone sounds into .ra files ! The ones I have are all of doc; Check them out! --..

The End of Ed Bailey
Five Hundred. Must be a...peach of a hand (39 K) Kate! You’re not wearin’ a bustle. How lewd... (62 K)Isn’t that a daisy? (32 K) Why Ed Bailey...we cross? (162 K) Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness. Does this mean we aren’t friends anymore? (167 K) You know Ed, if I thought you weren’t my friend, I just don’t think I could bear it. (69 K)Touch that gun, I’ll burn you down (43 K) Sweet, soft, Hungarian Devil... (95 K)I’m your Huckleberry (11 K)That's just my game (54 K)How the hell are you?
Wyatt, I am rolling (107 K)Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now. (128 K)Very cosmopolitan. (59 K)Forgive me if I don’t shake hands. (128 K) I stand corrected, Wyatt. You’re an oak (77 K)
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The Duel with Johnny Ringo
You must be Doc Holliday
That’s the rumor
Are you retired, too?
Not me, I’m in my prime! (272 K)
What do you think, darlin’, should I hate’im? (86K)I don’t know, there’s just somethin’ about ’im. Somethin’ ’round the eyes. I don’t know. Reminds me of...me. Nope, I’m sure of it, I hate ’im. (396 K)In vino veritas.
Age quod agis.
Credat Iudaios Atella, non ego.
Iuventus stultorum magister.
In pace requiescat. (482 K) Evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate im. (122 K)

    You know. Stephen Foster. Oh Susannah, Camptown Races...Stephen Stinkin’ Foster
    Yes, well this happens to be a nocturne
    A which?
    You know, Frederick Fucking Chopin. (532 K)Huh. It’s the drunk piano player. You’re so drunk, you can’t hit nothin’. In fact, you’re probably seein’double.
    I got two guns, [click click] one for each o’ ya (327 K)Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself (101 K) Why Ike, whatever do you mean? (104 K) True, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the Anti-Christ. (71 K)We must talk, darlin'. It appears we must redefine the nature of our association. (248 K) You’re a daisy if you do. (41 K) Wyatt Earp is my friend
    Hell, I got lots of friends
    I don’t (190K)

The Showdown
    I didn’t think you had it in ya! I'm yer huckleberry. (90 K)Why Johnny Ringo...you look like someone just walked over your grave. (177 K)
    I was just foolin’ about. (162 K) Say when! (54 K)You’re no daisy; you’re no daisy at all! (88 K)I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear (122 K) Indeed, sir. The last charge of Wyatt Earp and his immortals. (113 K)

    I’m dyin’, how are you? (90 K)
    There’s no normal life, Wyatt, there’s just life. Now get on with it. (153 K)
    Sure you do. Say goodbye to me, go grab that spirited actress and make her your own. Take that beauty and run with it; don’t look back. Live every second, live it right up to the hilt. Live, Wyatt, live for me (556 K)

Johnny Ringo

    That’s not what he said, ya ignorant wretch. Yer spanish is worse than yer english. (113 K)
    Hey Johnny, what’d that Mexican mean, a sick horse’s gonna get us, huh?
    He was quoting the Bible. Revelations. "Behold, the pale horse. The man that sat on him was Death. And Hell followed with him." (245k) Ssssisster-boy should’ve stuck around. (35 K)How about you, Juanito, what would you do?
    I already did it. (129 K)

Wyatt Earp

    Tell you one thing though. I never saw a rich man didn’t wind up with a guilty conscience.
    I already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money too. (106k)Hey Mattie! Where’s Wyatt?
    Right behind you, Stillwell! [bang!] (134 K)You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe. You understand me? (158 K)You tell 'em I'm comin'! And Hell's comin' with me, you hear? Hell's comin' with me! (216 K)

The encounter with Johnny Tyler
    Something on your mind? (50 K)Don’t need to go heeled to get the bulge on a dub like you
    Is that a fact?
    Yeah, [blows smoke] that’s a fact(192 K)Skin that smokewagon and see what happens.
    Listen mister, I-I’m getting awful tired of your.. [whack]
    I’m getting tired of your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work.[whack] I said throw down, boy! [whack] You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? (585 K)

Virgil Earp

    Don’t worry, Allie girl. I still got one good arm to hold you with (113 K)
    That’s him, all right. Boy, I’d know that sour face anywhere (106 K)

John Behan

Seen how everyone dresses? Awful toney for a mining camp. No sir, the die is cast, we are growing. Be as big as San Francisco in a few years and just as sophisticated...[BANG!] (256 K)

The Mexican Priest

Un caballo ballo, bajará por la montaña y quien lo cabalgue será la muerte y el infierno se abrirá, ¡Todos nos moriremos! (201 K)Amor de Dios. ¡Amor de Dios es lo que ustedes no tienen! Tú eres el hijo de satana[BANG!] (197 K)

Ike Clanton

Hey. “Lovin’ man”, you been called. (140 K)Don’t you ever put yer hands on me, see. Don’t you ever try to manhandle a cowboy, ’cause we’ll cut yer goddam pimp’s heart out, you understand me, you pimp? (171 K)

Barnes

Hey professor! Catch this! (234 K)

Mr. Fabian


My dear, you have set your gaze on the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette, eyes: closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both predator...and prey (243 K)

Narrator

Robert Mitchum's closing speech (932 K)Back to TombstoneDylan Humphrey [email protected] (sorry for any gaps! Last updated 10 August 2003)