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pa ¡OH! la

Inhale, rock. Exhale, roll.

About Me

Loud, foul-mouthed little traffic-stopper on a mission to take the world by storm.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:



[friends.family.lovers.haters.movers.shakers.]
the people have spoken:

Music:


Movies:

- Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead.
-American Beauty.
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
-The Breakfast Club.
-High Fidelity.
-The 40 Year Old Virgin.
-The Fountain.
-Across The Universe.
-Buffalo '66.
-Frida.
-Death Proof.
-Saw trilogy.
-Detroit Rock City.
-Almost Famous.
-Sicko!
-Shaun of the Dead.
-Superbad.
-ATHF:MFFT.
-Grandma's Boy.
-Anchorman.
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
-Borat.
-Jawbreaker.
-Billy Madison.
-Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-The Wizard of Oz.
-Walk the Line.
-Clerks (I &) II.
-Napoleon Dynamite.
-Star Wars.
-anything including Johnny Depp.

Television:

[Meatwad] I thought you said TV was bad.
[Frylock] It is. But we fucking need it.

Books:

-Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
-The Tao of Pooh
-Kryon: Book II
-Angela's Ashes.
-My Horizontal Life.
-Hypocrite In A White Pouffy Dress: Tales of Growing Up Groovy and Clueless.
-oculus uterque material.
[My Bible is Eating Right For Your Blood Type.
I may not always follow it, but I preach about it to others.]

Heroes:

My cat Frank. He corrupts everyone he meets.

My Blog

nothing, really.

I haven't written anything in a while, and I'm not really sure why. I haven't been sad or upset, or pissed off enough, I guess. Which is kind of sad in itself if those are the only reasons I get mot...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:33:00 PST

typical:

paola. says (1:17 PM): god all these flies die in the grossest places Kayla says (1:18 PM): wtf? paola. says (1:18 PM): i keep finding half dead flies in the weirdest places Kayla says (1:19 PM): ...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:45:00 PST

A Bored Mind, Hard At Work

I wish I could get paid for enjoying life, instead of the other way around. I'd get fucking great bonuses.
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:14:00 PST

Valentines Season. Again....

This is how I know I'm getting old:Today I got a spam e-mail from eHarmony.com titled Make This the Year it Happens to You-Try eHarmony Today. And it really depressed me. I sat and stared at the scree...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:41:00 PST

Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?

"It's our year, man." Yeah, I was the douchebag who said it this year. But to be honest, I wasn't that douchebag  until this year. Honest!I didn't really think things were going to get going for ...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:44:00 PST

Happy? Holidays

There are bigger forces than you and I out there. There are bigger things going on in the world, other than your stupid entry level job, who's going to be eliminated on your fucking "reality" tv. It ...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:04:00 PST

Page 13

...The meek human is submissive to power of love. That is, a meek person chooses to stand back in wisdom when others charge in with anger. A meek person will choose to evaluate another in the criterio...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:21:00 PST

Long Distance Punch Drunk

Sometimes I feel as if I'm just a clusterfuck of contradictions. Yeah, that sounds about right. If pulled in one extreme, then I want to push in the other. I usually lose. But at the same time, I'm...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST

Tobey Maguire Approves

How did it all begin? We used to work together. Then we both got fired. Where did you meet? The Marriott. aww how romanticWhen did you meet? February?Was it love at first sight? Actually we were just ...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST

Yeah, She Wants Me

Kayla posted this. And I'm vain, so I wanted to show off:1) What's their first name?Paola2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?Kind of, I think she's actually holding out for me, though...3) D...
Posted by pa ¡OH! la on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST