I like sports, beer, the beach, dive bars, flip flops, and giant iced coffees."Thank you New York. Thank you for proving once and for all what classless, clueless and truly disgusting people you are. Thank you for booing Maria Menounous in the celebrity softball game. Thank you for booing every Red Sox player last night. Thank you for heckling Jonathan Papelbon’s pregnant wife during the All Star Parade. Thank you for chanting “overrated†and “Mariano Is Better†when Papelbon pitched in the 8th. Because I’ve got to be honest here. With the way the Sox have totally dominated this century, players and fans alike have kind of forgotten just how despicable Yankee fans really are. I mean all the intensity and all the hatred has started to disappear as we continue to rack up World Series victory after World Series victory. But not anymore. Not after last night. Not after the NY Daily News pulled a Tomase. Thankfully you have once again made it personal. Because I promise you that Jonathan Papelbon will never forget the way he was treated last night for the rest of his life. You have reignited the fire we need to ensure that our domination continues for years to come. So once again New York I say thank you from the bottom of my heart. And congrats to JD Drew on his MVP award in the last all star game at Yankee Stadium. Kind of seems fitting for a Red Sox player to win that award." - barstool, 7/16/08
Dane Cook on Religion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F67PvLfy3do
