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About Me

My name is Shana Marie. Most people just call me Shana, but I absolutly love it when people call me Shana Marie. I don't know why..I just do. I am 17 years old and I am a junior at Muncy. I met the most amazing guy, and I'm so lucky that I found him. People say that I always look pissed off, but usually I'm not. Its not my fault..its just the way that my eyes are and the way I walk..lol. I love soccer more than almost anything in the world. It is the best sport ever and in my opinion, anyone who disagrees is absolutly insane. Don't get my wrong..i love other sports too, but soccer is the best. Sarah thinks that I am crazy for liking it so much, but that's okay because she is still one of my best friends. I kind of have a lot of friends. I'm not popular by any mean, but people know who I am; mostly because I am Stevie's little sister. Umm..I don't really enjoy shopping all that much even though I have a TON of clothes. I just like to go to the store, get what I want and then leave. People are always like "Hey Shana, do you want to go to the mall with me." I'm like "No, I don't have any money." Then they're like "Well neither do I." What the hell are you going to do at the mall with no money..seriously! I hate it when people use improper grammer when they are talking and when they are writing. It also bothers me so much when people ask me to read something that they wrote and then they get pissed at me when I correct something in it. I'm not trying to be rude about it..but you asked me to read it and so I did and I'm trying to help you out. Sarah thinks I'm the biggest spaz in the world. Like just the other day I started hyperventilating because I thought I lost my cell phone out of the Salt & Pepper shakers at Knoebels. Most of the time its about stupid stuff that wouldn't really mean anything anyway. I have 3 nephews;;Farrell Yankey and Logan Andrew;;and Dylan Scott. They are the cutest kids EVER! And I am not just saying that because they are my nephews..they really are the cutest. A lot of people say that, but really have like weird looking babies; not me. I got lucky and I don't have to lie to people when I say I have adorable nephews. I think I have a really..interesting..family. My parents make me crazy because they don't seem to trust me at all. If I say I'm going somewhere they'll sometimes come and look for me. And I am always sick of my parents telling me about how great my siblings were and all that shit. I'm like "Okay. I got it. Leave me alone." lol. I also have two sisters and a brother. My brother is one of my best friends. He is really smart. He gives me advice a lot about everything. I love pizza; especially with mayo. I know it sounds really gross because I thoughts so too when I first heard someone mention it but it is really good so if you ever get the chance try it! I also love dill pickles. I can open a jar of them and without noticing eat the whole thing. I know it sounds weird because I'm a girl but I hate feminist. "Woo! Women power!!" And I'm like "uhh..how about no?" I also don't like the lifetime channel. I mean how many different movies can they make out a man beating a woman or someone getting pregnant because they are stupid and don't know to use protection? Yeah, it is sad that men beat women but I think we got the point after 100,000,000 movies were made about it! I have no artistic talent what-so-ever. I have no idea why because my brother can draw, paint, and write so well! But me? Nope..I got nothing in that department. And sadly, I somehow got stuck taking Drawing and Painting II for next year. I feel bad for anyone that has to even look at my drawings (if you can call them that)! My first ever picture in that class was supposed to be a sun and clouds and someone told me it looked like a horses ass with flames coming after it. Well I'm not sure what else I should say about myself so IM me at Torwartmadchen13 if there is anything else you would like to know. Its German in case you're wondering. this will be my MINI!!!!

My Interests

.:.Music
.:.Soccer
.:.Friends

I'd like to meet:

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Name?: Shana marie
Wish your name was?: I like my name
Age?: 17
Wish your age?: I like my age too
What color hair do you have?: Blonde
What color hair do you want?: Blonde
what color eyes do you have?: Blue
what color do you want?: Blue
I fyou could change one thing about your body what would it be?: To be smaller
If you could change one thing about yourself mentally what would it be?: Stronger
If you could have one super power what would it be?: To go invisible
If you could live one fairy tale which one would it be?: None
Who would you sacrafice your life for?: There are a few people
Who do you love the most?: My family..my best friends..and Kyle
Is the saying true blood is thicker than water?: Some times
If you could be with one person in the world who would it be?: Who I am with now
If you could bring one person back who would it be?: I dont know
If you could wish one person out of your life who would it be?: Nobody
Who do you hate the most?: I dont really hate anyone
Love the most?: I answered that already
Miss the most?: No one
Have the most fun with?: Kyle. Sarah, Rina, Nikki
Would spend your life with?: Kyle
Would spend your life without?: Dont know
Who have you know the longest?: Sarah and Nikki
Who is most like you?: Sarah or Kyle
Who is your opposite?: Me and Nikki are pretty different i guess
Who looks most like you?: Sarah
What celeberty would you want to be if any?: I like my life
What celeberty do you look most like?: None
Are you high matnance?: Nope
what is more important looks or personality honesty?: Both..I'm not going to lie
Is honesty always the best policy?: Not always
How many people have you dated this year?: One
How many people have you asked out this year?: None
How many people have you turned down this year?: None
If you had only one friend who would it be?: I love all my friends
If you could eat anything right now what would it be?: Pickles
Do you love your friends or family more?: The same
What is your favorite band?: He Is Legend
What is your favorite song?: I dont know
What sterotype are you ?: Sometimes a dumb blonde
What sterotype would you like to be?: That was stupid
Did you ever cut yourself purposely?: nope
Did you ever cry to get out anger?: yes
Did you ever cry over a boy/girl?: yes
Are you a virgin?: no
Do you have a boyfriend?: yes
How long would you want to keep your virginity?: as long as i did
If you lost it already do you regret it?: no
If you could change one point in your life would you?: nothing
What religion are you?: Christian
How do you feel today?: Great
If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?: Kyle's house
If you had to be one of your friends sisters/brothers who would you pick?: yes
What is your favorite candy?: Sourpatch Kids
What is your favorite kind of guy/girl .... sterotype?: Not sure
How long do you like your relatioships to last?: A loooong time
How tall would you like your boyfriend/girlfriend?: 5'9
about how much would you like them to be, toothpick,skinny,average,bigger?: Average
How did your last relationshp end?: Badly
Do you miss it?: Nope
Were your ever really in love?: I am now
whats the last thing you would say to one person b/4 dieing?: It depends who it was
If you were in love would you get married before college?: Engaged
Do you have more guy friends or girl friends?: About the same
If you could be at any point in your life what would it be?: Graduating high school
If you had to pick a way to die how would it be?: old
Do you like yourself?: at times
What do you wish to become someday?: a nurse
Do you trust people easily?: sometimes
How important is school to you?: pretty important
What song are you listening to right now?: Dead Poetic
If you could talk to anyone now who would it be?: My brother
Delivery is at the door at your house who is it from ?: Good question
what is your perfect date like?: just hanging out
if you could completely change who you are would you?: nope
would you be friends with yourself?: probably not
Do you talk to people often?: my friends
Are your romantic?: lol not really
Do you talk bout your dreams?: sometimes
Do you dream often?: yes
Do you ever pray?: yes
Did you ever cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
How many hours do you spend on myspace?: not too much
What is the layout?: Black and Purple
What is the song?: Redneck by Lamb of God
Do you know everybody on your myspace friends?: pretty much
Do you like everybody on your myspace friends?: no
Do you like who you are becoming?: yes
What is the most important thing in your life?: I dont know
what would you never change about yourself?: I like my eyes i guess
When was the last time you cried?: a few days ago
Do you think the guy should always pay?: No
What is your favorite movie?: Interview with the Vampire
What movie sucked the most?: There are a bunch
Who is your favorite actress?: I dont have one
Who is your favorite actor?: I dont have one
If you could change one thing in our world what would it be?: There are too many things to put in here
Do you have any bad habits?: Yes
Do you think your fat?: Sometimes
Are you overweight?: No
What was the last thing you ate?: Ritz Crackers
What is better mcdonalds/burgerking?: McDonalds
Would you date Ron off of harry potter? /guy,hermoinie off harry potter?: No
Woud you date a guy/girl with freckels?: I am now
if you could star in one movie what would it be?: I dont know
Who do you want to be like?: No one
what word best describes yourself?: weird
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Music:

.:.He is Legend
.:.Tool
.:.A Perfect Circle
.:.Dead Poetic
.:.Demon Hunter
.:.Between the Buried and Me
.:.Smashing Pumpkins
.:.Eve 6
.:.Third Eye Blind
.:.A Fire Inside

Books:

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Heroes:

Jesus & Sarah

My Blog

Always

I hear... a voice say don't be so blind...It's telling me all these things...That you would probably hide...Am i... your one and only desire...Am I the reason you breath...Or am I the reason you cry.....
Posted by Shay{nuh} Ma_rée on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:47:00 PST

crazy messed up song...

Third Eye Blind...Slow Motion Verse I: Ms. jones taught me english, but I think I just shot her son Cause he owed me money, with a bullet in the chest you cannot run Now he?s bleeding in a vacan...
Posted by Shay{nuh} Ma_rée on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST