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ClubHOuse & Stump
(clockwise from top: Me, Cot, Midget, & Stump)
My favorite Quotes:

"Fuck the friendships, I RIDE ALONE."
"They say Pussy & Paper is Poetry, Power, & Pistols"
"If the world was a girl, I'd stick my dick in the ground! FUCK THE WORLD!"
"I thank the Lord for the weed and the nicotine. I can't sleep, close my eyes and see wicked things."
"You said u dont need a man, but I dont care.
You're in the presence of a player."
"People might be, like, "This niggas conceited," but fuck it. I feel like I shine. And I don't give a fuck how many white people, the Media, black people, playa haters, police, whoever, try to darken my shine, Im'a always shine through" ~ Tupac Shakur

"You must have me confused with a nigga who repeats himself" ~ Omar Little, The Wire
"Let's cut the bullshit. Now tell me what do you REALLY want from me? You want to smell my punani?" ~ Janet Jackson, "Poetic Justice"
Akeem: "BeHOld Semmi! Real life! A thing that we have been denied for far too long. Good Morning my neighbors!!"
Neighbor: "Hey! Fuck you!!"
Akeem: "Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!"
"The royal penis is clean, your highness."
Akeem:So, you would share your bed, and your fortune, with a beautiful fool?
Semmi: That is the way it has always been with men of power. It is tradition. "~ "Coming to America"
"DONT LAI THAT SHIT!!!" ~ FLIP MODE
"Time to go "G.A.L.L.I.B.A.N.T.I.N.G." ~ FLIP MODE
"SUPPORT THE CAUSE, CUZ HOES GOTTA EAT, TOO!" ~ FLIP MODE
"It's alright... cuz it's ALL WHITE!" ~ Chris Rock
"THE YOUNGER THE BERRY, THE SWEETER THE JUICE!"~ Me
"PROTEIN!!!!" ~ Me (at work)
"Protein Shake!"
"FO'teen!!!" ~ Me (at work)
"She looks malnourished. She needs the nutrients! Protein!"~ DIQ Steele: Chocolate Wonder
"F'Donk!" "Strawberry Shortcake!" "Monkey Punch!" ~ Words O' the Day
"Skip o Skeet?"~ Me & iSAQ
"I LOVE THE TIG, AND THE TIG LOVES ME!" ~ iSAQ
"I LOVE SISTA SAQ, AND SHE LOVE ME BACK!" ~ Me
"L.L.A.H." (Leave LAI At HOme) ~ iSAQ
"U KNOW HOw Piper do!" ~ Piper, aka The Boy
"Know any good Pornstars?" ~ Piper
"Aight man. Ima go watch some porn and pass out. PEACE." ~ Piper
"I like Oof, Bah!" "HO BAH!" "Nyaaaah!!" ~ MOFEM
"Tap it GOOD, Tap it HARD!" ~ COT
". . . and she walked out of my life forever!" ~ COT (when referencing a hott chick whom he dont see no more. Specifically, his "wife" Michelle)
"Brothas from anotha Motha." ~ COT
"I FEAR THE SHITS!" ~ Me & Cot
"Hey, where's Courtney?" ~ Cot (when he axed that drunk Latina where Courtney's Fine Ass was)
*SLAP!!!!* ~ The Nasty Drunk Ass Latina (whom Cot axed where Courtney's Fine Ass was at)

"Time to go Brown Paper Sackin!" ~ Me & Cot (while on the prowl for sum "goods")
"Come on, Mang. I NEED MORAL SUPPORT!!" ~ Cot (whenever he wants to go Brown Paper Sack'n)
"Hey... GRAB HER ASS!!!" ~ Me & Cot
"DON'T TOUCH ME, FAGGOT PRICK!!!" ~ sum Waiks HO (after Cot grabbed her ass)
"HAAAAAAAH!!!" ~ Young HOv
"Possibly . . . " ~ Young HOv (prior to LAI'ng that shit)
"Rat On" ~ Young HOv
"Did he skeet on tha fo'head?" ~ COT (right after I told him about NIPS)
"Man. . . NO, I did NOT SKEET! No matter what she said ... I did NOT skeet on her fo'head!" ~ NIPS
"KIM WILLOUGHBY THAT SHIT!" ~ Turd
"KENNETH COLE THAT SHIT!" ~ Turd,
"That's a nice ass, for a DUDE..." ~ Turd
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!? ~ Us (Right after Turd said that shit. LOL)
"Shit, all I need is a good 2-3 minutes, MANG!" ~ Me
"FUCK YOU! That aint black. And that aint black. THIS is BLACK, muthafucka! THIS is BLACK!!" ~ Me (while yelling at the stupid-ass Cop who coudn'tell wut black shirt looked like)
"Shut up, Bernard. Just Shut up!" ~ NIPS (when realizing that I might have pissed off the cop and we all might get arrested)
"Pass it to the LEFTHAND SIDE!" ~ Me
"Did you tell her about my shoe?"~ Me (whenever DIQ STEELE brags about meeting sum hott chick)
"Dude, I wear a size 15 shoe. So it dont matter." ~ DIQ STEELE
"Yeah, but I got me a size 10.5 AND mine's prettier . . ." ~ Me
"But I'm still bigger..." ~ DIQ STEELE
"But I'm still PRETTY..." ~ Me
"There are two types of people: those that talk the talk and those that walk the walk. People who walk the walk sometimes talk the talk but most times they don't talk at all, 'cause they walkin'. Now, people who talk the talk, when it comes time for them to walk the walk, you know what they do? They talk people like me into walkin' for them." ~ Key, "Hustle & Flow"
"You know, I hate when sum crazy bitch says LET's BE FRIENDS. Yeah, I wanna be the Friend thats FUCKIN you in the ass, bitch! That's the friend I wanna be!!" ~ Chris Rock