We are a band. A good band. We love fun. We have a lot of it. We like to party. We like to make out. With our girlfriends. We have friends. You are not my friend. But if you like our music. We can change that. We like to masturbate. You like it too? You are my friend. Mandy wrote this and she's a stupid hoe so one day the actual band will write something. 7ATE9 KICKS ASS!
