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krunkedxoffxmilk

sometimes you gotta steal some lube...its cool.

About Me



..About me... I think in very unusual ways. Im an artist of all mediums. I have a horrible spelling problem, and I never stop thinking. I mess things up when it comes to letters and numbers, or left and right because I am dyslexic. Words and numbers never look the way they seem and I am really bad with short directions. I dont sleep to often, unless Im depressed, then I sleep to much. Some might call me odd or weird as my style "of being" is very unique and eccentric. I limit myself to the bars or to the parties, as I find myself pretending to enjoy the atmosphere. My strength is within my words, if we run into eachother and you recognize me, please say something, as I would truly like to talk to you. If you want to add me, talk to me first, shower me with compliments and douse me in insults. Im a lover at heart but an asshole by default.

My Interests

film, screenplays, writing, fashion design, screen printing, motorcyles, super motar,bright colours, electro clash, sushi, thrifting, naked pictures, tattoos, making movies, apple/macintosh, more tattoos, graphitti, stencils, snowboarding, metal, 80s music, 80s night, polka, dancing, not with myself, the west coast, not smoking, art, screen writing, the east coast, surfing, skateboarding, being a fucker, roller skates and High heels....together

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet interesting individuals who are more secure with themselves then they are with how others perceive them. Lots of crazies on the street too, like a bum squad.

Music:

anything with a righteous beat mutha f-er!! like "Huey Lewis and the News" covering purple rain!

Movies:

what are my favorite moves? umm i like the break dance moves. Pop"n" and Lock"n"...harlem shuffle, cryp walkin'

Television:

I only watch tv untill the theme song is over, Thats what I'm really into! "TV theme song karaoke" is where the money is!! Talk about lucrative, WOW! LOL! TTYL! OMG! WTF! PB&J!

Books:

.. VIMBY - Celeste's Pinups

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Heroes:

I prefer to call it a "grinder" or a "hoagie" perhaps even a "submarine sandwich" than a hero. But I like the Italian ones, no cheese.

My Blog

VIMBY, a limo and some LA trash!!

The night started off easy enough. I would work late then carpool with Ary, our Assoc Web Producer, to Benihana. This is where Vimby would meet for dinner. Drinks were served at the bar and then we mo...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:36:00 PST

Its spring...that means crackheads!

As soon as the nice weather comes back to Chicago, I think "they" let all the crazies back into the streets. Crack-heads/whores, meth heads, bums, hobos, nutjobs, bag ladies and kukes& yup its spring ...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

5' 5" x 4' 3"

yet again, while taking public transportation, i am randomly approached by another weirdo. when i met this guy my mind set was less then pleasant as I just worked 9 hours. then i went out of my way to...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST

a red neck and a creepy mustache are sitting on a plane.

Ok i know its been a while since anything has been written here, but i moved out of the shady neighborhood and i stopped talking to rock heads...so my stories have been few and far between. This is a ...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

More adventures in the city.

Ahh yes, public transit in the south side of chicago. My home away from home, one block north of 10 blocks of projects. I mean, "low income housing". The crazy things i see and the situations I end up...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:30:00 PST

14 cents, 1 crack head and a hand full of teeth.

Friday night, around 130 am. I was waiting for the bus after picking up some late night groceries. I am the only one at the bus stop, hell I am the only one on the whole block and this dude comes stum...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:04:00 PST

HOLY BLACK PEOPLE!

its 330 am and 5 drunk black people just left my apt. The events which have occured within the last hour are seriously the funniest things that have happened to me all week. INSERT FLASHBACK...eta 230...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:52:00 PST

CONFUSION

Im not going to make this too long, as my ten minute break from class has a mere seven minutes left. It is all quite simple really. I am slightly confused about a few things within the past week. Some...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

sexuality seminar...

I am taking this class called "human sexuality seminar" and monday was the first day. When the professor started class, he said "we are going to make a list of words and phrases. These will be made up...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:19:00 PST

to my financial advisors...

what is the best way to start this....how can I get the real point across and win the argued debate at hand? With logic, something you are beginning to lack in certain departments. I really dont see ...
Posted by krunkedxoffxmilk on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:56:00 PST