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About Me

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okay, so im jesse james perry, and im from virginia. i was born in alexandria va, but lived most of my life in stafford and am now living in fredericksburg. my parents, and not to mention, my aunt, thought it would be funny to name me jesse james just so id get picked on throughout my childhood, but instead, i was admired. HA! and actually, none of that was true at all about tha reason for nameing me that. im the youngest of 3 siblings and dieing to get tha hell out of this hell-hole of a place. i wanna learn how to tango, salsa, just any ballroom lessons. ummmm, dying to learn how to play piano, so i can get DOWN, like jerry lee lewis....serious. as far as dreams go, my all-time wish is to become an actor. ever since iz'za kid, ive dreamed to become one of yet another rediculously funny actor, as well as being in horror flix. id love to be in a horror flick and be tha guy who sticks a looong microscopic needle in someones back and into their spinal chord and make tha entire body of tha person just lock up and give out on'em. know what i mean? just go completely limp. hehehehe! hohhhh....*sigh*. you know what?..."She's ah man-eater". most people who know me think im just too much. i love it. personally, i dont think im enough! most of the time when im hangin' out with friends, i tend to talk about things that just doesnt make any sense. either people laugh like hell, or they dont understand what the hell is going on at tha moment. as far as tha reaction i get from those who dont comprehend too well, thats exactly tha response im lookin for. thats when i just laugh my ass off even harder, then they wonder why im laughin so hard period. oh, ive gotten some strange looks to certain things ive said in tha past. hmm....i wonder if its because of tha "strange being" in me, or if im just thinking strange at that moment and time, or maybe its just "Stranger than Fiction", or "Strange Days", or perhaps because of "Straaaange..whatcha name whatcha name?"OR
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Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Al Pachino, and tha producer of tha movie Scarface.

My Blog

10 things i hated from tha mid 80's to tha mid 90's....thanks to a good friend of mine, robbie

i think i may be able ta come up w/10 things i hated from tha 80's er 90's.... 1..getting switched across my legs fer reving tha old toyota van alllll tha way till tha motor almost blew up. 2..g...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 19:43:00 GMT

tennis w/mr. ferarra...more middle school mayhem

another day fuckin around during gym class started w/all of us walkin towards tha back of tha gym to go outside ta play some tennis. hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! i already had it in ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:22:00 GMT

hehehehe, ill never forget mr. mills & mr. ferarra in middle school!!!

aright, so my friend and i, tha same friend from tha tire-action stories, and from tha one who was in tha story about my dad comin in to my room sayin "WASTE!" b/t/w, his names nick, and you can find ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:12:00 GMT

. 1. a woman's blog i found funny as shit!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 5:07 PM McDonald's Racist Or What? Okay, so today I took my kids and some orphan children (who seem to have attached themselves to me), to McDonald's for lunch. ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 20:12:00 GMT

. 2. my comment on tha woman's blog!

first of all, you are not supposed to change up a chicken sandwitch for a, what sounded to me like a damn good happymeal because the cheeseburgers they have for the happymeals are the "bad ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 17:41:00 GMT

High on James H.

There were days, way back when, when I lived at the old hoose, that I stayed high, and or was high on my dad. I always got off on eit...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 15:00:00 GMT

the best use of a condom ever

the very first day of my 10th grade year of highschool, in english class, i met this shy, tom-boyish, kinda pretty girl, or at least i thought at the moment and time. aimee was her nam...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:50:00 GMT

Careless What?

"To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind. There's no comfort in the truth, pain is the heart you'll find." ("should have known better...yeahhhhh"). (Instermantal Break) "As the music dies,...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:39:00 GMT

my penus name

Your Penis Name Is... Beefy McManstick Penis Name Generator
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 15:14:00 GMT

"cream of Pmmm....continued."

Ok, so we're goin' down this groove-pitted hill, while action is bein' taken by the tires; while, at the same time, the front end of the this supurb automobile is slaming, and grinding ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:42:00 GMT