Dr. Suess Bible |
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:12:00 GMT |
Angry Zen |
A Soccer Mom Haikuby Lance Piper: Dropped kids off at school, School zone ended half mile back; The Xanax kicked in.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:44:00 GMT |
Two Laws of Physics That Keep Me Awake at Night... |
"Energy cannot be created nor destroyed"*"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction"**Seriously, don't think about these too hard.*First Law of Thermodynamics ~ James Prescott Joule**Newton's Th...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:37:00 GMT |
Nightmare on SW 30 AV |
I had Freddy Krueger dreams all last night and I wasn't even scared. It's pretty weird when you dream that you're dreaming. The first dream was totally 80's style that had the 80's type gu...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:54:00 GMT |
Teenage Lobotomy |
In 1966, Howard Dully became one of the youngest recipients of an "icepick" lobotomy at the age of 12. Listen to his story...My Lobotomy
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 13:22:00 GMT |
Thou shalt not steal... |
...one of my coworkers just threw me a $5 bribe to make illegal copies of several Christian CD's for his church on company time.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:50:00 GMT |
Put on the Glasses/Cripple Fight |
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Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:28:00 GMT |
The Inch Pincher |
CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH THE INCH PINCHER : by Dave CORMACK (from cal-look.com)I guess it was in 1971, or thereabouts, and I was a confirmed Muscle Car guy. I had a Hemi Roadrunner at the time, and my fri...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:44:00 GMT |
English Genius!!! |
English Genius You scored 85% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 93% Expert! You did so extremely well, even Ican't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommonin...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:58:00 GMT |
hmmmm... |
...I think I'll just have cigarettes for lunch today.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:12:00 GMT |
