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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
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people I went to school with, and know from back home. Anyone that want's to meet me, I'm easy to get along with after a while.If you accually take the time to read and look at all the things I have added to my page, then hit me up, we both have a lot of free time on our hands:)...Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern
85%
Catwoman
70%
Iron Man
60%
Superman
55%
Hulk
55%
Supergirl
50%
The Flash
50%
Spider-Man
45%
Batman
45%
Wonder Woman
45%
Robin
45%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Which Type of Boyfriend/Girlfriend Is Right For You?
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Long. Obnoxious. Ridiculous. The Complete Survey.
( About 600 questions)
I. The Basic
Name:: eric
Nickname:: butters
Gender:: male
Birthday:: ..d
Sun Sign:: capricorn
Chinese Sign:: tiger
Ethnicity:: german/russian
Right/Left-Handed:: left
II. Appearance
Eye color:: brown
Hair color:: blond
Length:: short
Texture:: smooth
Dyed or natural?: natural
Height:: 69''
Weight:: 152
Body Shape:: small
Ring Size:: 10
Skin Color:: white
Tattoos:: 3
Piercings:: 0
Your favorite feature(s):: ass/legs
Your most disliked feature(s):: eyes
Do you shower everyday?: yes
Do you tan?: no
Do you watch what you eat?: yea
Do you work out?: yea
III. Nouns: Would You Call Yourself...
An activist?: no
An actor/actress?: no
An animal?: no
An artist?: no
An asshole?: yea
A badass?: no
A baller?: yea
A bitch?: no
A daddy's boy/girl?: no
A dancer?: no
A diva?: no
A dominatrix?: no
A drunkard?: yea
An emo kid?: at times
A flamer?: no
A gamer?: no
A gangster?: no
A god/goddess?: no
A goth?: no
A hacker?: no
A hick?: at times
A humanitarian?: no
A hustla?: at times
A jock?: no
A loner?: at times
A mack daddy?: no
A manly man?: no
A metal head?: no
A metrosexual?: at times
A momma's boy/girl?: yea
A musician?: yea
An overachiever?: no
A nerd?: no
A party guy/girl?: yea
A punk?: no
A perfectionist?: yea
A performer?: yea
A pimp?: no
A player?: no
A poet?: no
A pothead?: no
A prostitute?: no
A prude?: no
A scene kid?: no
A sexy momma?: no
A slut/whore/ho?: no
A snob?: yea
A stripper?: no
A teacher's pet?: no
An underachiever?: yea
A witch?: no
A writer?: yea
A vegetarian/vegan?: no
IV. Favorite...
Actor:: mel gibson
Actress:: don't have one
Animal:: snow lepord
Artist:: don't have one
Author:: orson scott card
Book:: dont have one
Band:: dont have one
Candy:: gummy bears from germany
Channel:: history
Character:: bugs bunny
Celebrity:: dont have one
Coffee:: black
Color:: blue
Comedian:: don't have one
Country:: usa
Drink:: 101
Fast food place:: taco johns
Food:: pasta's
Gemstone:: saphire
Instrument:: harmonica
Kind of music:: classic rock
Magazine:: climbers
Metal:: don't have one
Movie:: last samari
Mythological creature:: cyclops
Number:: don't have one
Pattern:: donj't have one
Quotation:: -look by my pic., thats why it's there-
Resturaunt:: all giessen
Shape:: don't have one
Show:: I love lucy
Smell/Scent:: woods
Singer:: don't have one
Song:: rock you like a hurrician
Sport:: olympic wrestling
Sports team:: don't have one
Store:: cabela's
Subject:: science
Symbol:: don't have one
V. Life
Living arrangement:: sucks
Siblings:: 1 sister 1 half-brother
Pets:: none
Who is/are your best friend(s)?:
Do you consider them family?:
Do you love your own family?: yea
Are your parents married, divorced, widowed or single?: married
Do you listen to your parents?: at times
Do you go to school?: no
Did you graduate?: yea
Do you plan to get your G.E.D./G.E.E.?:
Do/did you do well in school?: no
Do you drive?: at times
Do you own a car?: yea
Do you have a job?: yea
How many jobs have you had?: 3
Do you want to go to college?: yea
What would you like to major in?: zoolology
Do you know what you want to be yet?: look above
What are your hobbies?: to many to name
What do you like to do in your spare time?: sleep
What are [some] of your fears?: getting ass raped by an iraqi
Would you rather be rich, average, or poor and happy?: average
Is there anything you want to do before you die?: live a happy life
VI. Adjectives: Are You...
ADD/ADHD?: no
Addicted?: no
Adventurous?: yea
Afraid?: no
Aggressive?: yea
Angry?: yea
Anxious?: no
Apathetic?: no
Apprehensive?: yea
Arrogant?: attimes
Assertive?: at times
Athletic?: some what
Attractive?: you tell me
Beautiful?: look above
Belligerent?: at times
Bitchy?: no
Bold?: at times
Bossy?: at times
Calm?: most of the time
Caring?: no
Catty?: no
Chauvenistic?: in a good way
Classy?: yea
Cold?: no
Conceited?: in a good way
Confident?: yea
Crazy?: at times
Creative?: no
Critical?: yea
Daring?: yea
Deep?: some times
Defiant?: yea
Demanding?: at times
Depressed?: no
Dramatic?: at times
Dumb?: at times
Easily influence?: no
Elusive?: yea
Emotional?: no
Expensive?: yea
Fake?: no
Fashionxcore?:
Feminine?: no
Friendly?: after a while
Funny?: at times
Fun to be with?: at times
Grunge?: no
Happy?: at times
HardxXxcore?: at times
Health-conscious?: no
High-maintainance?: no
Immature?: no
Insecure?: at times
Jealous?: yea
Judgemental?: yea
Kind?: no
Lazy?: yea
Lonely?: yea
Loud?: no
Loving?: no
Manipulative?: yea
Masculine?: yea
Materialistic?: no
Mean?: yea
Medicated?: no
Miserable?: no
Moody?: yea
Narcissistic?: yea
Nervous: yea
Neurotic?: what's that
Nice?: at times
Obnoxious?: at times
Original?: yea
Ornery?: yea
Paranoid?: yea
Passionate?: yea
Passive?: at times
Philosophical?: at times
Picky?: yea
Proud?: yea
Quiet?: yea
Rebellious?: yea
Reliable?: yea
Religious?: no
Rude?: yea
Scary?: at times
Secretive?: at times
Self-centered?: in a good way
Self-conscious?: yea
Self-critical?: yea
Self-reliant?: yea
Selfish?: at times
Selfless?: at times
Sensitive?: at times
Serious?: yea
Sexy?: you tell me
Sexual?: yea
Shallow?: yea
Shameless?: yea
Shy?: yea
Silly?: yea
Smart?: yea
Snobby: at imes
Spiteful?: yea
Stubborn?: yea
Sweet?: at times
Superficial?: yea
Talkative?: at times
Thoughtful?: at times
Thrifty?: yea
Vain: yea
Vengeful?: yea
Vindictive?: yea
Virtuous?: yea
Weird?: yea
Wicked?: yea
Wild?: yea
VII. Love & Sexxxxxx
Orientation:: straight
Are you in a relationship?: no
If not, would you like to be?: yea
Have you ever been in love?: no
Have you ever been kissed?: yea
Have you ever had a girlfriend?: yea
Have you ever had a boyfriend?: no
Have you ever had a friend with benefits?: no
First kiss:: secret
Have you ever kissed or made out with someone of the opposite sex?: yea
Have you ever kissed or made out with someone of the same sex?: yea
Have you ever kissed or made out with a stranger?: yea
Longest relationship:: serect
Shortest relationship:: secret
Are you a virgin?: no
When will you/did you lose your virginity, and where?:
Have you ever been pregnant or gotten someone else pregnant?: no
Have you ever given or received an STD/STI?: yea
Do you believe sex & marriage are sacred?: yea
When and where do you want to get married, if you chose to?: don't know yet
Girls - Would you ever marry a man soley for his money?:
Guys - Would you ever marry a woman for her looks?: yea
How many children do you want, if any?: 3
Do you have any names in mind? (If so, what?):
VIII. In a Guy/Girl, What Do You Prefer?
Ethnicity:: white,latina,asian
Eye Color:: any
Hair Color:: any
Length:: long
Height:: same or shorter
Weight:: not fat(tit's hang out farther then stomach, your not fat)
Personality:: any
Style:: any
Experience:: any
Favorite feature(s):: ass/legs
In a guy/girl, what makes you weak in the knees?: personality
What's more important, looks or personality?: personality
What's more important, brains or beauty?: brains
Turn Ons:: sense of humor, looks
Turn Offs:: bitchyness, rude
IX. Materialism: Do You Own Any of the Following?
Cell Phone:: no
Cell Phone with the works (or an expensive one):: no
Credit/Debit Card:: yea
Department Store Make-up (i.e. Stila, Hard Candy, Urban Decay):: no
Designer Clothes (i.e. Gucci, Banana Republic, Baby Phat):: no
Designer Jeans (i.e. Seven Jeans, Tru Religion):: no
Designer Jewelry (i.e. Chanel, Tiffany & Co.):: no
Designer Purses (i.e. Louis Vuitton, Coach, Fendi):: no
Designer Shoes (i.e. Steve Madden, Doc Martens):: no
Designer Accessories, Cleansers, etc. :: no
Digital Camera:: yea
DVD's/DVD Player:: yea
Expensive/Supped up Car:: no
Expensive Fragrances (i.e. Ralph Lauren, Anna Sui, Calvin Klein):: no
Gym Membership:: no
Ipod:: no
Laptop:: yea
Online Game Subscription (i.e. World of Warcraft):: no
Palm Pilot:: no
Plasma or other nice TV:: no
Playstation/Gamecube/Xbox, etc. :: yea
PSP:: no
Regular hair appointments:: no
Regular manicures and/or pedicures:: no
Stereo system:: yea
TiVo/Satellite TV or Digital Cable:: no
Video Camera:: no
Your own apartment:: no
Your own bathroom:: no
Your own computer/supped up computer:: yea
Your own house:: no
Your own phone line:: no
Your own room:: no
Your own TV:: no
X. Vices, etc.
Do you brag?: yea
Do you cuss?: yea
Do you drink?: yea
Do you eat too little/too much?: no
Do you gossip?: yea
Do you/have you done illegal drugs?: yea
Do you have any bad habits?: yea
Are you greedy?: yea
Are you hygenic?: yea
Do you judge people?: yea
Even if you have no right to?: yea
Do you make fun of people?: yea
Even if you have no right to?: yea
Do you lie a lot?: no
Do you like to be in control?: at times
Do you litter, you a-hole?: no
Do you party?: yea
Do you like to party hard?: no
Or do you prefer to get it crunk?: no
Are you promiscuous?: yea
If so, why?: because I can be
Do you sleep too little/too much?: yea
Do you smoke?: yea
Do you steal?: yea
Do you take care of yourself or others?: self
Do you think your shit doesn't stink?: no
Do you think you're better than most people?: no
Do you use people?: yea
Are you usually under a lot of stress?: no
Are you wasteful?: yea
Do you watch porn?: yea
Would you rather do nothing than actually work?: no
Do you know or care that any of the above can cause harm to you or others?: no
Have you done any of the above to gain acceptance or respect?: no
XI. Have you ever...
Beat up someone?: yea
Been arrested?: no
Been in a band?: no
Been caught doing something you shouldn't?: yea
Been charged?: no
Been to a concert?: yea
Been diagnosed with a medical disorder?: yea
Been diagnosed with a mental disorder?: no
Been drunk?: yea
Been so drunk you couldn't stand up, you filthy whore?: yea
Been to the emergency room?: yea
Been evicted?: no
Been famous?: no
Been fired?: no
Been to jail?: no
Been institutionalized?: no
Been picked on?: yea
Been poor?: no
Been rich?: no
Been rejected?: yea
Been so mad you walked out of the room?: yea
Been so mad you broke something?: yea
Been stoned?: yea
Been on the radio or TV?: yea
Been used or used someone else?: yea
Been in a wreck?: yea
Backstabbed or been backstabbed by a friend?: yea
Broken a bone?: yea
Chanted Bloody Mary or Candyman in front of the mirror?: yea
Cheated on homework or a test, you asshole?: yea
Cheated or been cheated on by someone else?: no
Choked on something?: no
Closed the door on a Jehova's witness?: no
Cussed out or been cussed out by an elder/adult/authority?: yea
Done volunteer work?: yea
Dyed you hair?: no
Dyed your hair a crazy color?: no
Failed an exam?: t
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.. You scored as Special Ops. Special ops. You're sneaky, tactful, and a loner. You prefer to do your jobs alone, working where you don't come into contact with people. But everyonce in a while you hit it big and are noticed and given fame. Your given the more sensitive problems. You get things done, and do what has to be done."VULCAN NECK PINCH!!!"
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Special Ops
Combat Infantry
Officer
Engineer
Medic
Artillery/Armor
Support Gunner
Civilian
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Living in the Moment
While you often miss certain things about being young, you realize growing up is lots of fun -- and can't be avoided! Be mature when dealing with serious stuff, but still make time for a ton of laughs with friends. Life isn't a never-ending amusement park ride, but it's important to have a blast when you can.
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Your Life Path Number is 5
Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.
You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.
You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.
You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.
In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long.
You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.
Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.
You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused.
What Is Your Life Path Number?
I read any type of book, but I prefer history and topics that make you think
What will your last words be?
So I Press This Button And...
You are completely gullible, and think everyone around you is always joking. You need to be more serious, but other than that, everyone gets a kick out of you.
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You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you're evil...
You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!
You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses
Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."
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Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
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