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Ashley

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About Me


My old Home.......
My new Home.....
Pokes and the Hookers.
The Boys.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
Well, I tried to see how long I could go without updating this thing, but alas, I am fricking sick of the harrassment. Enough people, I am fixing it! I am 26, yeah, I know, thats old. I live in a house, sleep in a bed, put pants on one leg at a time....all the basics. I like to eat whipped cream, especially with jello pudding, and drinking beer is one of my hobbies. I am a huge sports fan (go SEAHAWKS!!!! andTrojans) and especially like sports where you can drink beer while watching. Flip cup is my favorite sport to play, it really is a work out for your finger, and my team the Pirate Hookers are real swell. Thats it, I'm out.
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My Interests

I like doing lots of things.

The gang tailgating at the USC UCLA football game.

Hil, T and me drinking and tanning.

I'd like to meet:



Since I am going to see him play I think it only fair that we meet....

I think I've met most of them. If you're fun, we're cool.

(And seriously, like anyone would want to meet someone that looked as good as this?!!! Talk about intimidation!)

Pokes and one of his baseball kids.

K and the Manhattan Beach Police officer who was inquiring about our feathered hats. I think he wanted one for himself.

Giving Pootah some love!

Cousin Larry and me!

Music:

yes.

I used to like my own until they kicked me out for not making them famous.....hmmmm still haven't heard of them.

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison are the tops as far as the comedies, but I am a tomboy and a huge fan of sports movies; Field of Dreams, The Program, The Rookie, Hoosiers, all of them. Also love Conspiracy Theory and Bourne Identity.......and then the girly side comes out and I could watch Blue Crush, Notting Hill, Never Been Kissed, and most other romantic comedies over and over and over......

Television:

Well, right now my tivo is like 87% full. I am constantly trying to play catch up, so don't ever call me or text me and say "oh my gosh! I can't believe he/she died! I sooo did not see that coming!" cause trust me, I did not see that coming.....since I won't be watching the show for another 2 weeks. It has happened too many times! Too many!!

Books:

I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.

Heroes:

I really like Charles Barkley. It started out as a respect for his athletic prowess, but has morphed into an overwhelming need to hear his opinion and ridiculous comments. Is it wrong that I sometimes tivo the NBA on TNT just to watch the halftime and postgame reports? Ooh I also LOVE Steve Nash....but are these really heroes you ask? Well let me pose this question to you then....What is art?

Medal Ceremony at the 2006 Beerympics. The little gay girl and my twin took the gold, Sarah and K got bronze. Amber & I were stripped of ours for cheating. Was it our fault they couldn't figure out it was a real egg?

My Blog

Peanut Butter and Meatloaf Sandwich

  Who doesn't love a good old-fashioned PB & J for lunch?  I prefer mine with creamy JIF/Skippy type peanut butter and some Strawberry Jam, but I am really not that picky; afterall, it i...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:45:00 PST

We’re not in Scotland anymore Toto....

Okay, so I am not quite sure who thought it was a good idea for guys to wear skirts, but I am pretty convinced that it is yucky.  I was driving through Downtown yesterday and saw a guy in a black...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST

Weird Phone Calls

Currently I am working at a Sports Radio Station in Seattle.  During the morning I answer phones for the mid-morning show.  I must say I get some interesting phone calls, so I have decided t...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

Why Skinny Jeans?????

Okay, all I really want to know is......(are you ready for this??)....WHO THE HELL THOUGHT SKINNY JEANS WERE A GOOD IDEA???  If you chose to wear skinny jeans, you will fall into one of two categ...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:57:00 PST

Look out world, here comes K Fed

I guess I just don't get it.  I tried to make a career out of music. For three years I dedicated my time to making this happen, and then got "dumped" at a fast food restaurant...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

I need a psychic!

Remember that old song, I need a Hero?  Well, consider this to be the 2006 March Madness remix.  I am in desperate need of a Psychic to help me pick my brackets.  I don't even really kn...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:23:00 PST

Am I getting too old?..........

Super Bowl Sunday I was in a bar, partaking in some beer and nachos; more beer, less nacho.  After the game (which we need not talk about....again, as you should be aware of my current state) I w...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:21:00 PST

I see a light.......

Okay, well it has been two days since the Super Bowl, and perhaps I am in denial, but I do believe I am slowly emerging from a deep dark depression caused by what I have been told is my-teams-keep-let...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:24:00 PST

Here I am

Well I am fairly new at this and seeing that counter telling me I have 0 friends takes me back to when I was four years old playing with my imaginary friends in the back yard and playing house in a ca...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST