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Fred

About Me

Im 22 and seriously, I feel younger than I did when I was nineteen, thats probably a bad thing
I pretty much walk everywhere with my headphones on, it seems to take less time, dont ask me why
I have a shitty temper but I make the best apple and blackberry crumble in the entire recorded history of food, so surly that makes up for it right?
I'm terrified of slugs and snails, the only other thing that scares me about life is that I dont seem to be particularly good at living it
I have a painstakingly well organized sock draw where ever I am, which my friends find hilarious, but now the world knows and I feel better
I absolutely cannot be held accountable for my actions on the dance floor, it can get messy out there
Thats about all ive got, the only specification was that this information was "About me" I never promised it would be amusing or interesting or anything, so back off
with undying love
Fred

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lionel Ritchie, Rob Zombie and Meatloaf all playing poker and discussing how they all completely rule, i think that would quite possibly be the best day of my life. I actually want to BE Dallas Green, its pathetic!

My friends have a kick ass t-shirt company, if you dont wear their shirts then I have on good authority that you are waaaay uncool

My Blog

I wrote this on a bank statement while on the bus to work today

Ok this is probably going to look totally emo, but ive warned you now so dont fucking read it if you dont want to ok? Here goes, just a short list of things i miss - Staying in art class untill 5:00 e...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:34:00 GMT

I wish I'd done somthing more with my life uptill now...

err if you guys came here to read a blog your pretty much out of luck because i didnt write one
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 14:06:00 GMT

If you read this your just as lame as I am, well mabye not that lame

You wanna know what sucks? well im going to assume that you do because for some unjustifiable reason you opened yet another one of my crappy blogs. The fact that all the amazing girls i...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:52:00 GMT

Do good things and good things happen to you

Fuck this, I'm in a really bad mood, I mean I know generally I have a problem with my shitty temper but this is seriously unfair, call it karma, cosmic balance, the scale...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:45:00 GMT

Blood is thicker than water, and ink is thicker than blood

Ok this is a little sentimental but i couldnt help myself, first heres a name call Sleazy Mat - On the outside he seems like a heartless sex fiend with the feminine good looks of winona ryder and on t...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 17:12:00 GMT

Gunshots & Guilt trips

My moral dillema ok folks here it is, id love to tell you this is a hypothetical but it happened only hours ago. Im just laying back in the crib eating a sandwhich (peanut butter if you care) and watc...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 17:55:00 GMT

this is not the time or the fucking place (this is boring and drawn out)

ok its time for an art histroy lesson you assholes, weve all got lost before, usually because we are stupid and stubborn and we still think we know where we are despite all th...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 04:47:00 GMT