Jennifer Lund-Perez - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Que dice pinche gringa?" So, you are wondering about me. Well, let me tell you. I'm a people pleaser, but can be the most ignorant bitch you ever met. I pride myself on being as obnoxious as I can. Those of you who know me know how rude I can be. I'm a self-proclaimed asshole and I don't care who knows it. I can be really girly, but also get along well with the guys. I hate stupid people with no tolerance for anything but the norm. I am the farthest thing from the norm, and i pride myself on being abnormal. that's what people remember about you. I am also loyal to my best of friends. Never turn your back on them cuz they're what counts. I detest people who are jealous of what you have, and have no limit to what they will do to aquire what you have. That includes men, cars, clothes, and friends. If you're nothing like me i won't like you. I'm a lover of being drunk and doin' stupid things with the girls. that's pretty much it.

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My Interests

Humping, Custom import cars, humping, car audio systems, humping, clubbing, and humping. Oh, did I mention HUMPING?!oops! i did forget to mention i love BOXING! "
sweet rides thanx for lettin' me steal the pictures guys!

I'd like to meet:

Shiny happy people holding hands! No, honestly I like anyone with individual thoughts and actions. BE ABNORMAL, IT GIVES YOU CHARACTER! "
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Here's my Cosmotology Girls: LOOK I ACTUALLY MET SHINEY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS IN WEST VIRGINIA: SUNSHINE DAYDREAMS ROCKS! I ALSO WANT TO MEET A GUY WHO CAN DO THIS:

Music:

I love Don Omar,Daddy Yankee,Pitbull,Winsin y Yandell,Lil Rob...anything Reggaeton. For my white people who have no idea what that is... I cannot explain except to say it's a hell of a lot better than what you listen to!IT IS AN AQUIRED TASTE.I listen to anything that has a good beat , but I hate country...i'd rather shove bamboo under my fingernails than listen to that depressing shit.

Movies:

Fast and the Furious trilogy or anything funny.Oh, and anything with Vin Diesel.You make my pee-pee go da doing doing doing.OK I don't have a dick,but if I did it would go da doing doing doing! "

Television:

House,Bones,Mind of Mencia(DEE DEE DEE),Jackass,and Flavor of Love2

Books:

what in the hell are those?

Heroes:

Brandi,Amy, chrystal,& Sherm for being the biggest assholes when I really needed it! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! Plus god has blessed me with my newest buddies steph and chuck.

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My Blog

guess what? my truck has magically reappeared in north carolina

so quickly i will share the tale of how my husband found my truck... it was a sun-shiny day in the carolinas ya'll (i thought that would put a smile on someones face) when my husband was going to work...
Posted by Jennifer Lund-Perez on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST

some asshole stole my truck

YOU KNOW WHAT? LAST NIGHT WHILE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKIN' TRUCK. NOW I'M A LITTLE IRATE B/C MY LIFE WAS IN THAT TRUCK. THEN SOMEONE HAD THE AUDACITY TO STEAL MY SHIT. NOW NORMA...
Posted by Jennifer Lund-Perez on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:24:00 PST

WTF!!!!!!! I CAN'T HANDLE BI-POLAR PEOPLE WHO NEED MEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL FOR THE PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT SEE TODAYS EVENTS HERE IT IS IN A NUT SHELL: WE HAVE A NEW GIRL IN CLASS NAMED SHANNON. SHE APPERENTLY IS BI- POLAR OR SOMETHING. WELL TODAY SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PARANO...
Posted by Jennifer Lund-Perez on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST

crazy shit

go fuck yourself! that is my favorite catch phrase of the week.honestly i'm irrate. i feel this strong need to draw blood, but i don't know why.well i do , but there's nothing i can do about it at thi...
Posted by Jennifer Lund-Perez on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST

too much ass

well the offers keep pouring in........ how many more offers will come before the offer that i'm looking for comes along. I must admit this is getting a little aggrivating. oh well not anything more t...
Posted by Jennifer Lund-Perez on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:36:00 PST