What the fuck? |
Dog Fashion Disco has broken up. What the fuck am I suppoed to do here?
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 17:17:00 GMT |
Fuck me... |
I'm so sick of her lying. I hate when she fucking threatens to take the baby away from me whenever we fight. Then she calls back like two minutes later to apologize. I Just want to be able to say "wel...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 19:19:00 GMT |
quite a love song... |
Feed us your lines, your brass balls.
I've never had much taste anyway.
Come back to me. Come back to me.
I'm taking my punches and dotting my eyes.
I'm sprawled out here naked and bleeding,
smoking...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:21:00 GMT |
BAGAGAGAGAGAGAG |
Why is it I always end up with people who think I'm some evil asshole? they treat me like they could never trust me, then wonder why we break up after five days. I just want a nice girl, who doesn't p...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 20:45:00 GMT |
I am the booty commader |
I got hit on by like 20 mexican woans today. They are all attracted to me and my giant social security number. If I wanted to, I could totally charge half my coworkers 1,000 dollars to marry me ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:39:00 GMT |
I writes a stOOOOORy |
The dark place. An endless cave where the most putrid of existence rest for eternity. Here in the dark place, pain and pleasure meet every second of every hour of every day. The tortures here aren't m...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 20:57:00 GMT |
I know why I'm the way I am |
I was in Borders, with Amy, not really seeing anything that arroused my head vagina. I wandered into the childrens section, to see if any of the books I read as a child were still in print. One s...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:56:00 GMT |
I'm in love.....*deep sigh* |
I think I met my future ex-wife tonight. She is fucking bizarre. like nutty. She told me some wild shit, then I destroyed her with verbal anarchy. She bastes my turkey people!!! Your all invited to sl...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 18:59:00 GMT |
