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Ye Olde Bearded Wonder

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I shaved my head...I'm an idiot.I do miss my hair very much (if you hadn't already worked that out), however there is nothing I can do about it now so I'll just have to...keep whining about it!?I don't really have anything interesting to say about me that's not in interests etc...sorry. Maybe these will help...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My Ass!

    About one tenth of My Ass is permanently covered in ice!An average beaver can cut down My Ass every year!Finding My Ass on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!Until the 1960s, My Ass was not allowed to enter Disneyland.My Ass once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!Olive oil was used for washing My Ass in the ancient Mediterranean world.You can tell if My Ass has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled.It is bad luck to walk under My Ass!The difference between My Ass and a village is that My Ass does not have a church!Over 2000 people have now climbed My Ass, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
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You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?...I'm just a little misunderstood that's all.
You Are 24% Feminine, 76% Masculine
You are in touch with your masculine side.
You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved.
Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart! Are You Masculine or Feminine?
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yo Momma!

    Yo Momma is 1500 years older than the pyramids.Yo Momma can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Yo Momma.It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Yo Momma.Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Yo Momma.New Zealand was the first place to allow Yo Momma to vote!The international dialling code for Yo Momma is 672!Yo Momma once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Yo Momma.Yo Momma is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Yo Momma!
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Someone to put me out of my misery.

My Blog

Swings and Roundabouts...

I write my best music when I'm down...so I have to be unhappy to create.But what if I want to be happy...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:03:00 GMT

Bored...

I'm really BORED !!! Where is everybody?
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:11:00 GMT

I think I need more exercise?!

Today I ran up a rather large hill...And I thought I was gonna DIE !!! I can't believe I've let myselfget this out of shape ! But seriously I REALLY thought I was gonna DIE !!!(Did I mention that it w...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:34:00 GMT

HOLY SHIZZLE...THIS IS THE RIZZLE?!

MY GOD !!! An amazingly productive day yesterday with the music hopefully have a full recording soon. I gotta say I really needed a pick me up and that's definately helped.There's only two of us so we...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:50:00 GMT

Lost...

I guess the only way I can describe how I feel is ...lostI guess I'm feelin a bit down and I don't know what to do with myself - I can't help but just think about things which doesn't help matters bec...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:35:00 GMT

Listen up peep-holes!

I think it is time to address a matter that troubles me somewhat..."Double barrel names"I see this as a problem for future generations and indeed our whole planet !!!Now most people do not see the tru...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:41:00 GMT

Let the Rock(metal) Commence...

So...the first writing session is over and indications are good. Almost a complete first song with a very 'interesting' vocal structure, you'll have to wait and see if it works. Oh and the name of the...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:08:00 GMT

BOMBERKLATT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh today is a GREAT day(apart from being Ill)I set mon gweetar up to my amp with my MIGHTY, MIGHTY GT-6(fx box for those not in the know) for the first time in , well...months. Oh how I've missed that...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:04:00 GMT

Have I got news for you...

In short...no.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:05:00 GMT

From humble beginnings....

Well look at me, I now have 4 friends  I'd like to take a moment to reflect...I like many others began as a lonesome but humble little caterpillar eating as much cabbage as I could but now a...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:56:00 GMT