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***"In college, everyone has lived with a weird roommate at least once. If you have never had a weird roommate in college, then YOU were the weird roommate." - Conan ***"When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about." - Albert Einstein***"Always and never are words that you should always remember never to use..."***"I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe." - Richard Gere***"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?" - Steven Wright ***"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." - Thomas Jefferson***"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." - Gandhi***"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." - Mitch Hedberg