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I am here for Friends

About Me

I can be as loyal as I am flaky.
I will make you feel good, even if I have to lie. I prioritize that way.
I dig holes I can’t get myself out of.
I work better under pressure. Maybe it's the challenge?
I cuss like a sailor.
I like my man Black and my coffee beige.

I am insecure about how ineloquently I speak.

Smart chicks are exciting and intimidating all at once.
I find joy in knowing that I am admired. Admiration is a euphemism for jealousy-- I’ll take whichever you prefer.
I squeal when I’m excited.
I’m goofy.
I talk too much, especially when I'm not supposed to be talking at all.
I find it impossible to sit in one spot for too long.

I hate wearing shoes indoors.
I’m moody, brilliant and, on occasion, hilarious.
Texture is everything.
Show me your weakness and I’ll eat you alive.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Me, circa 1997. I'd kick that bitch's ass.

My Blog

The Weakest Genius

On the bright side, Im writing this. My maternal instinct seems to be clouding my better, I am single woman, hear me roar alter ego. I continually end up with boys, dick in hand, thumb in mouth. Ca...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:23:00 GMT

The Order of the Day

"...He had been able to dismiss with a flutter of the fingers the people whose sugar and cocoa had allowed him to grow old in regal comfort; although he had taken the sugar and cocoa and paid for it ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:35:00 GMT

Earthquake Weather

I can do without your pompus social commentary, but not without your comedic savvy. I could be happier if you listened closer, but not if you stopped putting your head in my lap when we watch T.V. I c...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Do the Right Thing

I’m trying so hard to do the right thing. Apparently, I spent the vast majority of my adolescent, "fast ass" years fooling myself. I’m not designed for heart breaking. For the longes...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Tag

Here is how you play: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 random things about youself; facts, goals, habits, and, at the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:08:00 GMT

Heaven

I have decided that, if a heaven exists, that's where my ass is going to end up. I realized today that I'm a nice fucking person. I give a shit about those around me, whether I'm directly effected by...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Stupid Girl & Other Stories

I don't want to be anyone's stupid girl. I have been so before and have resolved to never be again. I miss my parents. Life with them wasn't always like The Cosby Show but, despite how selfish,&...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:06:00 GMT

Nice Guys Finish Last

Why is it so hard for me to get what I really want? Why am I never satisfied? Why can't he just fall out of the sky, brilliant and beautiful, and take me away? Why am I surrounded by pigs, liars, and ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:22:00 GMT

Running

My past is a motherfucker. I run, and I run, and I run and that bitch just keeps catching me.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:31:00 GMT