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Crack Whore

About Me

Purple Stars myspace layout My name is Claire, I'm an alcoholic and I'm awesome. I like beer and spend lots of quality time in the pub.I spent last summer in the Priory with Pete Doherty and Matt from Busted, we had a great time but rehab didn't have the desired effect on us. We did enjoy the arts and crafts lessons the Priory offered though and the three of us learnt to knit. Matt knitted his friend Charlie and eyebrow warmer, I made a willy warmer and Pete knitted a new crack pipe. This summer I will mostly dance and drink and screw because there's nothing else to do !!!!!I also have an over active imagination.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pete from Big Brother because I don't know anyone with tourettes, although my friend Sara has autism which is very similar at times and surprisingly contagious

My Blog

Guess what I just snorted......

Wash powder ! It wasn't intentional honest ! I'm not that much of a fuck up.  It's stoooopid o'clock AM and I'm still working on my marketing essay all about wash powder (I'm sure you are all fas...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:29:00 GMT

Ouch !

I just gave myself a small electric shock, I was playing with my new printer and decided to scan my boobs. Suppose it serves me right for such tomfoolery ! I would post pic but I look a bit lopsi...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:22:00 GMT

Sexy short hair

Just seen a pic of Tara with a lovely new cropped hair cut looking very sexy, almost makes me want to go get all my hair chopped off too ! Wish I was that brave !!!!
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:39:00 GMT

I predict a riot

Tent, wellies, riot gear ready and waiting !!!!!! Must be time for Leeds again ! See all you losers when I get back  
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:29:00 GMT

Die motherfucker die !

I'm in an evil mood today I want to rip everyone's head off for no particular reason that I can think of.  I'm not prone to PMT so I've counted that one out. Any ideas why I have the tempera...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:15:00 GMT

Leeds

Yay my Leeds tickets have just been delivered, it's rather blooming exciting !
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:38:00 GMT

Oh la la

I've come over all continental today and it's a lot of fun.  Sending the IT department at work emails in French has probably been the highlight so far, or sending filthy messages to Rob in French...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 04:00:00 GMT

Abandoned

Rob's gone to France and left me. I miss him......
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:55:00 GMT

Landlord

My landlord is a fooking dickhead ! Not only does he do bugger all and blames the bathroom practically coming through the kitchen ceiling on the bath handle falling off he goes into our rooms for no r...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:33:00 GMT

Pigs

I watched the F Word that Gordan Ramsey programmed last night and it showed him slaughtering two pigs. Anyways I think I'm going to be vegetarian for the next couple days until image of the dead ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:22:00 GMT