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Ol School Pete

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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. "When I was 18 I went to evil medical school. At age 25 I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a double threat: an actor, dancer!
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NUFF SAID!!!!!!!!!
SOMETHING FROM "THE GOLDEN COMPASS" MOVIE

My Interests

travel, riding motorcycle, reading books, watching movies on the big screen, or at the movie theater, running and working out, and getting paid to occasionally jump from a perfectly good airplane or helocopter.

LOOK AT HOTTIE WITH THE BEST OUT-THERE, THE YAMAHA R-1!!!!HERE IS SHEIKRA, HEAR HER ROAR PAST YOU!!!!! ROLLERCOASTER
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Music:

progressive trance & house club music,salsa, merengue, reggaeton, bachata, hip hop, r&b, alt rock, old school 80's music, latin freestyle, theme's from Smokey and the Bandit, and Big Trouble in Little China.

Movies:

300,THE DEPARTED,3:10 TO YUMA(2007), THE KINGDOM, WE OWN THE NIGHT,HEAT, GODFATHER PT II, TRUE ROMANCE, KING OF NEW YORK, BLACK HAWK DOWN,SCARFACE, LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY, GLADIATOR, SNATCH, SWINGERS, MADE, CROUCHIN TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON, PLATOON, ALIENS, STAR WARS ALL 6 MOVIES,SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT PART 1 & 2, BREAKFAST CLUB, and of course the greatest movie of all time BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA WHOO HOO!!!!!!!

You can't handle the Ol School Pete!

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Television:

BLADE THE SERIES, FAMILY GUY, PRISON BREAK, SPEED TV MOTORCYLCE RACES(AMA or MOTO GP), STUPID HUMOR VIDEOS, ROBOT CHICKEN300 SPOOF ROBOT CHICKEN STYLE HA!!!!!MY FAVORITE COUNT..AH AH AH AH AH!!!!

Books:

KILLING PABLO, GUESTS OF THE AYATOLLA, LORD OF THE RINGS, TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, A TALE OF TWO CITIES, BLACK HAWK DOWN

Heroes:

MY BROTHER

ANY WOOKIE WHO CAN THROW A 98MPH FAST BALL!!!

Pretty Much My Favorite Animal, Bred For Its Skills In Magic!!!!!

HERE's TO ALL THOSE WHO SERVER PART TIME OR FULL TIME; 3 DOORS DOWN THANK YOU FOR NOT FORGETTING!!!!

My Blog

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS

You know what really grinds my gears, lately it has been the retarded trend of stupid fembots asking to be my friend. What is up with these lowlife skalleywags, skeezers, and pieces of rotten barnacle...
Posted by Ol School Pete on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:59:00 PST