ALiCE (part 2)

APPARENTLY SOMEHOW SOME PICS ARE MISSING SO THERE'S A BUNCH OF STUPID LITTLE "I'M A RETARD SO I HAVE A BUNCH OF RED X'S LETTING EVERYONE KNOW MY LITTLE PIC'S AND SH*T ARE MISSING" (WHEW) RED X'S! IF YA DON'T LIKE IT - LEAVE. I AIN'T GOT TIME RIGHT NOW TO MAKE MY PAGE ALL PURTY JUST FOR YOU. THAT BEING SAID ....
ABOUT YOU (for a moment) :
NOW - BACK TO ME :
WHATCHA WANNA KNOW? ...
This Part Is Everything You
Wanted To Know About Me -
(And Maybe a Bit Too Much!)
A.K.A ALiCE (part 2) of ViSCiOUS HUMOURS, UNiNC.
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FAVORITE BANDS EMILY's TOYBOX   (of course), EVERCLEAR, NIRVANA,
T-REX, MUDHONEY, THE WIPERS, DEEP PURPLE, AC/DC,
KISS, CHEAP TRICK, ALICE COOPER,and GARY GLITTER
(AND THERES A WHOLE LOT MORE!
FAVORITE
CELEBRITY
ELVIS (WHY DO YOU ASK?)
FAVORITE SPORTS ANIMAL BALL, MATTRESS WRESTING, & COUCH DANCING
INSTRUMENTS GUITARS, HANDCUFFS, & TITS
HOBBIES MUSIC (RHYTHYM GUITAR AND VOCALS, TITS, MATTRESS WRESTLING, & MOVIES (DID I SAY TITS ALREADY?)
FAVORITE COLOR BLACK & PURPLE (BUT I HAVE BEEN BECOMING PARTIAL TO PINK)
FAVORITE PIZZA
TOPPING
WHO GIVES A F*CK? IT'S PIZZA - JUST EAT IT!
FAVORITE LINE
FROM TV SHOW
'WHAT! NO FUCKING ZITI?' - The Soprano's
FAVORITE LINE
FROM A SONG
'THE ONLY THING THAT EVER MADE SENSE TO ME, IS THE
SOUND OF MY LITTLE GIRL LAUGHING - ALIVE AND HAPPY
IN THE SUMMERTIME' - Everclear
FAVORITE CHORUS
FROM A SONG
'NEUROTIC, PSYCHOTIC, I THINK I'M BIONIC, I'M STILL
HOOKED ON PHONICS - JUST A FEW THINGS YOU OUGHTA
KNOW - I'M SPASTIC, MY CAT'S SICK, MY DICK SMELLS LIKE CHAPSTICK, I EAT CHINESE WITH MATCHSTIX - JUST A FEW THINGS YOU OUGHTA KNOW' - Emily's ToyBox
PETS KILLER, NIMBUS, (BLACK-ASS) TINA, POPCORN & RAT. (UH ... CATS, DOG, AND KIDZ). OH - LETS NOT FORGET LIL ALiCE (part 2)
BOXERS OR BRIEFS SILK BOXERS OR NONE (BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO WEAR YOUR COUSINS G-STRINGS)
ONE WISH TO HAVE CAP'N CRUNCH LOSE THE BLUE CRUNCH BERRIES! WHO GAVE THEM THE GREEN LIGHT TO MAKE BLUE ONES ANYWAY?
FAVORITE CANDY ZERO BARS & PEZ (OH - AND TITS)
FAVORITE THING
TO EAT
TUNA TACOS - (NEED YOU ASK?)
FAVORITE BREAKFAST
FOOD
TUNA TACOS - (THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!)
FAVORITE VAGINAL
LUBRICANT
SPIT (OR 'AU NATURAL')
WHAT WOULD I
DO WITH A
MILLION DOLLARS?
NOTHING - CAUSE THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! I CAN WISH IN ONE HAND AND SH*T IN THE OTHER - WHICH DO YOU THINK WILL FILL UP FIRST?
GUILTY
PLEASURE
I LIKE TO BREAK INTO PEOPLES CARS AND PUT TREE BARK IN
THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT. AND I LIKE CHEESE. I REALLY LIKE CHEESE! IN ALL ITS FORMS! (OH - CAN I MENTION TITS HERE?)
PHILOSOPHY ON
LIFE
DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE THE FUCK ON
OTHER PLEASE DO NOT FEED OR TEASE THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE
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More About Me ... What exactly am I supposed to type here? Other than having an alter-ego of Alice Cooper? Well hmmmm ... I consider myself a unique type of individual - I can fit in well with all sorts of people, but I prefer people that are 'real'. I can get down right dirty, but I can also clean up really well. I tend to be romantic, and I don't mind going that extra mile to often surprise my partner in unusual ways. I consider myself honest, and I expect the same from whomever I am around. I am a caring, passionate individual who takes great pride in things that I do. I often like to go on 'road trips', but I also often like to stay in a relax. I can be very dedicated to my career, and often can be found 'going that extra mile' at work. I have been told that I have an awesome sense of humour, and I enjoy making people laugh - almost to a fault. My humour often goes from the 'Adam Sandler' realm to the 'George Carlin' realm. You can throw a little Sam Kinison in there too. If you're still reading, then I guess I must have somehow captured at least your brief interest - or is it just curiosity? Maybe more like a sickness? Anywho's - I really don't like to describe myself - someone who gets to know me can do a much better job. I would like to think that I'm too humble and simple for big presentations of myself. Did ya catch that? I've been told that I'm 'cute', and that I'm one of the 'nice ones'. I think I am. One of the 'nice ones' that is. But I guess that would be your call. I guess I'm a not-so-average-everyday-abnormal type of guy. Still here huh? Then Welcome To My Nightmare!.