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About Me

Sometimes when she's not looking I like to eat the fleas of my sisters back

My Interests

Bananas and other things of that nature

I'd like to meet:

Donkey Kong, My nuts, Aliens

Music:

Mr. Bungle, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, Blues Brothers, Probot, Nirvana, My Morning Jacket, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Fugazi, Beastie Boys, Fantomas, Shellac, Uzeda, Weezer, Pantera, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Fugazi, Clutch, Test Pilot, Melba Toast, Edgar Winter, Jesus Lizard, Kyuss, The Bus Boys, Slint, Unwound, The Tunnel of Love, Butthole Surfers, Jimmies Chicken Shack, Voicst, Trotchsky Icepick, Tad, Peeping Tom, Stevie Wonder, Interstellar Noise Machine, Crap Basket, Johnny Fucktard, Apollo Up, I Need Sleep, RedHorse, Orange Goblin, Motorhead, Conspiracy of Monkeys, Eagles of Deathmetal, HyTest, Bigelf, Wolfmother, Danava, Man or Astroman

Movies:

King Kong, Schlock, Gorillas in the Mist, Brian Niggemann is Dead

Television:

The Nature Channel, Animal Porn

Books:

101 Ways to Please Your Primate, Bartender's guide to banana booze, Curious George

Heroes:

All my brothers who have been shot into space, Marcelle from Friends, Mighty Joe Young, Phil "I'm the Shit" Vacca, MSR-99

My Blog

A good month for music . . .

Fuck Yeah!!! Awesome Bands with new releases coming out in the next month or so . . .Orange Goblin - Healing Through Fire - 5/21Shellac - Excellent Italian Greyhound - 6/5 Queens of the Stone Ag...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

I got the Skunk Creek Blues

Yo. Check out the new Eight hours of silence track "Skunk Creek Blues" that just got put up. It's a pretty baddass track featuring me on the drums. FUCK YEAH!Eight Hours of Sil...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:13:00 PST

Doge Ram vs. Nissan Maxima

and the verdict is . . . RAM WINS!!!! Here's the part where you say "You gotta be fucking kidding, AGAIN!?!" at least thats what I said last night at about 3 AM when a silver Nissan Maxima T-bon...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST

A log - a frog - a dog - a blog

(My clogs with grog in prague) A vote! Swhat! A boat in moat to gloat? NAY! A vote! No boats or moats, no gloats or totes. A vote to vote, for what? A note: Here I swear a b...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

Tinker Toy Robot Shack

Why myspace DOESN'T suck: Myspace music. Thats it. Some of you might get mad when bands try and befriend you on myspace, but I'm all about it. Go to there damn page and listen to their fuckin musi...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

I'M ON DA RADIO FOOLZ!! 91.7 - SHIT!

For all yall sucka's wit a lil fuzz box tue it to 91.7FM once in a yonder and listen to me spin shit like a half frisbee. I gots 2 shows ya hear!Mondays from 9AM-11AM I chill with whitebread and we c...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

I crapped a Panda

Random blurbs to describe the last 2 months (in cronological order) Homeless, jobless, worthless, drunk Car stolen, more worthless New job, New house, etc. Go to Jail, do not pass go, inmat...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:57:00 PST

EASTER!

HOORAY! Jesus is dead! Let's all eat candy! Dead Rabbits shit plastic eggs from hell! WHOOPEE!!!!!!
Posted by Enraged Koko on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:35:00 PST

Goodbye cruel world . . .

Wait . . . Where is monkey? Why is he not responding to my messages. Did he really drink himself to death like we all predicted? These are some of the questions you might be asking o...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:04:00 PST

Emo as in emoticon?

I have come to the conclusion that Emo music and emoticons were started by the same guy that made up scientology. Because all three were meant as a joke yet stupid people use...
Posted by Enraged Koko on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:40:00 PST