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About Me

i am a Slum Lord. i control many aspects of real estate and the goings-on in the poorer areas of town. i directed jay-z's "big pimpin" video in an attempt to skyrocket myself into fame. this did not work. i now live in the slums.

My Interests

cuss words.

I'd like to meet:

not sure, but i'll tell you who i dont want to meet. again. lenny kravitz. i saw him at a boat show in florida. he was with his whole entourage of idiots. boy, he sure seemed like a dummy. i bet he didnt even buy a boat...well, i guess i didnt either.

Music:

shitty bands. heavy leads. bad drummers.

Movies:

i have bad taste in movies. freddy got fingered. im sorry.

Television:

wally george. look it up.

Books:

there's a little book of facts that i read when im dropping mud.

Heroes:

my friends.

My Blog

josh bakers motorbike

whelp, as it turns out, i couldnt handle the power of the ninja 636cc motorbike. i was on this little slice of technology for less than one minute before it decided place me somewhere near the curb, a...
Posted by i wrecked josh's bike on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

screw it

you guys ever wear the same clothes a few days in a row just because no one saw you wear them? i do. fuck it.
Posted by i wrecked josh's bike on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:41:00 PST

my girlfriend is so rad

every once in a while, in life, there are moments that are specifically designed to strike a chord in your heart. the kind of moment that really makes you appreciate who you are with and why you love ...
Posted by i wrecked josh's bike on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

gnarles in charge

what if, in the third season of that hit show "charles in charge", gnarles barkley replaced scott baio, and the show creatively re-named itself "gnarles in charge".  i  bet nicole eggert wou...
Posted by i wrecked josh's bike on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:58:00 PST

just a thought...

 this is a thought that has weighed heavily on my mind for quite some time; what if fred durst married kristin dunst but she kept her last name and hyphenated it so it would read:  kristen d...
Posted by i wrecked josh's bike on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST

strength of character

well, if youre like me you will find yourself accidentally staying awake untill six thirty in the morn powered only by high life and tequila. now, im not saying this is a smart idea, but it's a great...
Posted by i wrecked josh's bike on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST