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ruby twolips

i win

About Me

con artist extraordinaire

My Interests

somer-saults
feather racing
medicating band aids

I'd like to meet:

honesty

...anyone?

yeah, thats what i thought

Music:

things no one has ever heard of nor will ever be adventurous enough to ever find and appreciate

Movies:

all overpriced remakes of wonderful originals

Television:

bad versions of real life

Books:

the only door out of this increasingly fake world we become more accustomed to every day

Heroes:

fraudulent hypocrites and i never even knew it

My Blog

thats the good stuff

now for some good news...my sweet little girl, dylan (pickle), will be born in early august. just what we need...another august birthday. i simply cant wait to see her scrunchy little face.also, andre...
Posted by ruby twolips on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:59:00 PST

el telephono

i hate them. i hate satellites. i hate the marine corps. i hate this war. i hate sleeping alone. when i was a little girl i used to climb into my parents bed because i didnt want to be alone. maybe th...
Posted by ruby twolips on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:17:00 PST

here, take my card

thanks but im full i am too honest. i should lie to everyone...always. these things should be written in books tucked far away and fast under beds made to hold the girl who slumbers in its sheets...
Posted by ruby twolips on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:16:00 PST