Tammy

I like seagulls - they seem like the most majestic of the scavengers. I don't like raisins because raisins are sneaky. I've been to fourteen different countries, some of them twice . . . but I'm shooting for fifty. Very young children entertain me to no end - I can listen to them for hours. My favorite color is green, except when it's red . . . or orange. If I didn't have allergies, I would be a cat person. The Maine Woods is my favorite place to be. I plan to be independently wealthy when I grow up. My life is cluttered . . . but that's okay. I hate talking on the phone and I'm a slacker when it comes to e-mail. Indian food is my favorite, followed closely by Mexican and Korean. My job doesn't pay me nearly what I think I'm worth. I like to watch anthropology and social science documentaries. I've accepted that this isn't "cool". Extreme political correctness and over-inclusiveness both irritate me - I see this as a way to homogenize the universe. Rather, I think we should accept and celebrate our differences . . . without everyone having to become "the same". If this offends you, I'm sorry . . . but why do you find it offensive? My favorite joke starts out with: A frog hops into a bank. Ask me to tell it to you sometime.Don't hate me because I'm brilliant . . . hate me for something more interesting!