I guess I'm a pretty ordinary guy who is into the usual things. Arson, cannibalism and defacing public property take up most of my time. I am an avid collector, and I enjoy decorating and painting the mummified corpses of my family, which I keep in the basement, sitting around a table with cards in their lifeless hands as if they were enjoying a lively game of bridge, LOL!I am happy about high gas prices, the exhorbitant cost of pharmaceuticals, the increase in living expenses over the past eight years and the decline in workmen's wages. It is better for the rich to have all the money. The poor don't know what to do with it. For instance, I had six dollars left after my last paycheck, and I spent it on FOOD! See what I mean? That wasn't trickle down. It was just sad.Soon, all the poor will be dead, and there will be more room for the wealthy. They will live in even greater, less-cramped opulence. I look forward to dying of an untreated, easily curable disease because of I can't afford health insurance.
You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
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