Hannah Montana can kiss my ass! | 
That's it...she can kiss my ass. Billy Ray Cyrus can kiss my ass, too (I think, I'd like that ). Posted by  on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:55:00 GMT | 
I am going to freeze myself!!!! | 
Have you seen that episode of South Park where Cartman freezes himself because he can't wait for the Nintendo Wii to come out? I know exactly how he feels. I'm going to freeze myself until the Transfo... Posted by  on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:17:00 GMT | 
Guys at the Gym | 
Dear Guys at the Gym,
If you are going to wear loose shorts while you work out, please have the courtesy to wear tighty-whities or bike shorts underneath. I do not want to see your junk staring b... Posted by  on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:01:00 GMT |