Music:
Member Since: 01/09/2006
Band Website: http://penisyourmajesty.bebo.com
Band Members: Bonkers - Bass, Guitar, Keyboards, Percussion, Vomit, Vocal
Double "the Stuff" Morsels - Keyboards, Percussion, Feedback, Vocal
G. Whiskers - Guitar, Public Relations, Rap & Vocals
Bow Tie Bone - Drums, Drag
Vaseline - Verbal Abuse, Uh-Oh Go-Go Twitch
Daddy Uh-Oh - Management, Obedience training, Gender-Splicing Brainrinse
Plastic Doll - Groupie, Martyr, Ex-Wife of Big Daddy Uh-Oh /
DADDY UH-OH (BEDPAN MIX)
(RYAN HALL)
I'M A DIRTY DADDY UH-OH
SHE'S GOT HER RUBBER DRESS OFF
SHE KEEPS HER UNDIES TIDY
I KEEP MY MONKEY IN HER NIGHT STAND
DADDY SAYS UH-OH
BIG MAMA SAYS OH NO!
I LIKE TO 69 HER, SHE LIKES TO # 2
I PUT HER IN MY BEDPAN
SHE LIKES TO WEAR MY BADGE,
"WEAR IT!" /
TAKE IT ALL THE WAY
(DANNY WEBB/RAFF HALL/RYAN HALL/PORNO FILM QUOTES)
OOOH TAKE IT ALL THE WAY
YOU TOUCHED ME TWO TIMES
I DON'T THINK YOUR TOUCHING IT
THERE'S A HAIR IN MY MOUTH
I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE
OOOH, BUST A BOOTIE
DO ME BACKWARDS DADDY
OOOH, STICKY FINGERS
C'MON, BABY, LET'S PANIC
RUB MY NOSE IN IT
YO, BABY GOT A NO-NO? OH NO NO NO
LET'S TRY ANOTHER HOLE
MAKE ME THINK I'M JEWISH
HERE COMES THE POISON
OOOH, BUST A BOOTIE
POPPED A BLISTER
SHOOT ME FULL, MAKE ME LOVE IT
GOOEY, GOOEY
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU WITH A GOAT?
TAKE ME HOME, I'M SICK /
PLASTIC DOLL (INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH MIX)
(RYAN HALL, RAFF HALL)
SHE'S GOT PLASTIC PARTS
SHE LETS VINYL FARTS
SHE'S GOT A MAMA HOLE
AND A NEW MINK STOLE
PLASTIC DOLL!
OH, CREAM IN THE CENTER
THERE'S NOTHING FINER
SHE CAN TAKE IT ALL IN HER
INTERCHANGEABLE VAGINA
PLASTIC DOLL!
RUBBER LOVE IN LEATHER PANTIES
DRESS HER UP AND TAKE HER DANCING
UH-OH, DROPPED A DADDY LOAD
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN SHE GOES
PLASTIC DOLL! /
PRAYING FOR A STICKY (SITUATION MIX)
(RYAN HALL/RAP WRITTEN BY MC POOP)
MOMMY'S LITTLE MONKEY GOT A HEAD FULL OF FILTH
BEAT IT OUT WITH JESUS, MAKE ME WEAR THE BIBLE BELT
NOW LITTLE DUNTA'S ON THE STREET
TRYING TO GET IT WHERE IT COUNTS
LUCKY LITTLE LICKY GONNA DRINK HER EVERY OUNCE
GOT A GNAWING INSIDE
YOU GOT ME PRAYIN' FOR A STICKY
GOT A RUNNY RUBBER BONE
IV'E BEEN A BAD BAD BOY
AND I NEED YOUR FUZZY TOY
WELL, POUR IT ON THICK MONKEY
MAKE DADDY UH-OH POOT
THERE'S A DEMON INSIDE
AND IT WANTS TO GET IT OFF
YOUR MAMA WOULD BE PROUD
IF SHE SAW YOU WORK THE HOLE
YOU MAKE JESUS WANT TO SIN
WHEN YOUR FUR STANDS ON END
FOR A STICKY I WOULD BEG
STEAL OR BARROW
DROPPIN' DADDY LOADS
LIKE THERE AIN'T NO TOMORROW
P.Y.M. GONNA MAKE YOU KNEEL
MC POOP DROP THAT FUNKY
DADDY UH-OH FEEL, YEAH
MC POOP YOU GOT ME IN MY PANTS
MAN I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS
WELL, I DROP MUCH YEAST INFECTION
AND I NEVER USE FEMININE PROTECTION
'CAUSE DADDY LIKES HIS JELLY BREAD TOASTED
VASELINE KICKS BALLISTICS
SHE'S THE HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTESS
FETUS IN THE MOUTH GET CRUNCHY
P.Y.M. WILL MAKE YOU JUMP MORE BUNGIE
BOING BOING'S IN THE HOUSE
AND HIS SALAMI IS HYPE
PASS THE PLASTIC DOLL AND DON'T FORGET TO WIPE
YOUR MOUTH 'CAUSE YOUR GUMS ARE NUMB
I PULL MY PANTS DOWN, SIT AND SPIN
ON YOUR THUMB. SANITIZE BEFORE I DO,
OR YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF
IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN SPEW
COME TO BOB EVAN'S AND YOU'LL FIND
PLASTIC DOLL EATS HER BREAKFAST FROM BEHIND
AND SHE BLEW MY MIND /
MISTER FISTER
MISTER FISTER YOU MAKE ME BLEED
CALLUSED HANDS ARE ALL I NEED
MR. FISTER BRASS KNUCKLES MY SPOT
GET MY WHISTLE WET AND HOT
SLIDE ONE INSIDE - WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE
SLIDE TWO INSIDE - DIG FOR THE PICKLE
SLIDE THREE IN - MY BOWELS ARE NUMB
SLIDE FOUR IN - HERE COMES THE THUMB!
MR. FISTER YOU SPREAD ME SO WIDE
MAKE ROOM FOR DADDY, FILL HIS SORE INSIDE
MR. FISTER HAS DIRTY HANDS
JUST THE THOUGHT MAKES ME PEE MY PANTS
MAMA SAYS YOUR GONNA BLISTER
I DO NOT LIKE YOUR MR. FISTER
I'M IN GOOD HANDS, JUST WAIT AND SEE
WHEN FISTER PUTS HIS HANDS IN ME /
RED TAIL SPANKIN'
(RYAN HALL)
MAMBO MAMA'S GOT A BAD TASTE ON HER TONGUE
BEEN BLOWING BIG BUBBLES WITH DADDY'S CUM
HE'LL MAKE YOU CREAM, HE'LL MAKE YOU BEG
DO THE DIRTY DANGLEY DANCE A GO-GO
AND GO-GO ON HIS DIRTY LEG
GONNA GET SOME RED TAIL ACTION
POUND A LITTLE HONEY, GIVE ME SATISFACTION
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOUR THINKING
I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED, YOU NEED A SPANKIN'
SLIMY SAUNTUS CRAVES THE FLAV. OF HALIBUT
HIS PRETTY PUPPET LOVE IS A LASHING ON THE BUTT
CREAM DREAM DIPPER CAUGHT IN A RUT
STIRRING STICKY PUDDIN', BABY BETTER WASH YOUR BUTT
DOCTOR DIRTY FINGER ZIPPER CAUGHT HIS DISEASE
RUN TO NAUGHTY NURSIE
DANCING DOWN ON HER KNEES
SHE OPENS UP HER LEGS AND SWALLOWS HER PILL
NOW SHE COMES TWICE A DAY
TO GET HER PRESCRIPTION FILLED
COLONEL LINGUS
(RYAN HALL)
COLONEL LINGUS WETS HIS LIPS
VAGINA WINE IS WHAT HE SIPS
HE NEVER FOUGHT IN ANY WAR
A GLAZY FACE IS THE MEDAL HE WORE
THE COLONEL LOVES GOING DOWN
THE DRINK AND STINK OF THE WINKING MOUND
GOT HIS FIRST TASTE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG
NOW THE FLAVOR HE SAVORS IS ON THE TIP OF HIS TONGUE
COLONEL LINGUS GOES DOWN!
LINGUS LAPS THE HAIRY PART
HE LOVES TO WEAR THAT PURPLE HEART
AND HE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET SOME SLOPPY SLIT
HE'LL TUG ON YOUR TEATS AND EAT SOME SHIT /
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
(AARON LEE)
HE STRAPPED HIS UH-OH YOUTH JAMMY PACK ON
HE SLID THE ENAMAX IN
HE TWITCHED DOWN TO THE DADDY RALLY
SHE ASKED HIM WHERE HE'D BEEN
HE SAID "I'VE BEEN SOMEPLACE COOL,
SOMEPLACE NORMALS CAN'T GO
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET YOU IN
GIVE ME YOUR UPC CODE, I'LL LET YOU KNOW"
SHE SAID, "YOUR AN ASSHOLE... BUT YOUR SO COOL!"
THEY TWITCHED DOWN TO THE FART PITS
HEAP BIG PENIS, YOUR MAJESTY SHOW
HE FELT A STIRRING IN HIS BROWN TOWN
THEY TWITCHED UP TO THE FRONT ROW
SHE SCREAMED, "PENIS I LOVE YOU"
HE SAID, "YEAH THEY'RE OK"
BUT HE WAS UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A STIFFY
NOW HE'S AN AGENT FOR THE C.I. GAY /
CRACKERJACKASS
(AARON LEE/GLORY NOEL REUCROFT/RYAN HALL/RAFF HALL)
REACH IN AND PULL OUT THE PRIZE
FROM MY CRACKERJACKASS
TAKE THE KID GLOVES OFF
I WANT TO FEEL YOUR WEDDING RING
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT,
AIN'T YOU NEVER BEEN SHRIMPED?
GIVE ME THE GIRLS WITH SOMETHING EXTRA
I GOT A BRAND NEW PIMP
PIMP IT!
YOU'RE A FINE PIECE OF PIE
JUST WIPE THAT SHIT OFF YOUR FACE
I'LL HAVE YOU A LA MODE
I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE /
BIG BABY
(RAFF HALL/JEFFREY SCOTT HOLLAND)
BIG BABY IS A NO-NO BOY
THE SICKLY MONKEY BOUNCE ON BABY'S TOY
SUCKLE MOMMY, BABY BOTTLE OF BEER
BIG BABY ANTI HAPPY HEAD
SPANK THAT ASS AND PUT HIM TO BED
DON'T GET BIG DADDY MAD
BEST SPANKIN' BABY EVER HAD
WET, ROUND AND COVERED IN HAIR
BIG BABY WANTS ANARCHY
BIG BABY NON-CONFORMITY
BIG BABY WAS BUILT TO LOOSE
BIG BABY FOLLOWS EVERY RULE
ME GET WET WHEN ME GET FLUSTERED
BABY HOLE FULL OF BABY MUSTARD
WHINNY BABY HIS MOUTH WON'T SHUT
BEND OVER BABY BETTER POWDER THAT BUTT
PACIFIER PAPA DIAPER FULL OF DUMP
HE GROWS OUT HE'LL NEVER GROW UP
POUTY POOPY ANAL ASS
CRY BABY UPPER MIDDLE CLASS
TEMPER TEMPER TINY TOT
POTTY MOUTH, SMOKIN' POT /
ELECTRIC RECTUM
(RYAN HALL)
SHE'S GOT A BROWN HOLE THAT SQUEAKS
SHE LETS ME STAIN HER SHEETS
THE BOYS IN THE BAND THINK THEY'RE SO COOL
SHE'LL NEVER LET 'EM PUSH IN HER STOOL
SHE'S ALL-RIGHT, I'M UPTIGHT - ELECTRIC RECTUM
BUMPER BABY SERVES A WARM BROWN SNACK
ALL THE GIRLS AT THE GO-GO WANT TO TASTE HER BACK
SHE'LL LET 'EM SNIFF, BUT THEY CAN'T TOUCH
I'M THE ONLY ONE SHE'LL LET INSIDE HER BUTT
SHE'S ALL-RIGHT, I'M UPTIGHT - ELECTRIC RECTUM
CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES, PUSH 'EM OUT WITH A SQUEEZE
MY DOO DOO DROPPING DAMSEL GOT ME ON MY KNEES
TAPERED ON THE END, SHE'LL FILL MY BOWL
I FEEL LIKE A KING WHEN I'M ROOTING THAT HOLE /
PISS PUPPET FOR JESUS
(RYAN HALL)
I WORK FOR THE MAN UPSTAIRS ALL DAY
CASTING OUT DEMONS FOR LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY HOLE TO SAVE YOUR SOUL
FARTING OUT SCRIPTURES FROM MY BLESSED BUNGHOLE
WELL, I'M A GOD-FEARING MAN WITH CHRIST CUM ON MY HANDS
I'LL HAVE ALL THE MUSIC AND THE BOOKS BANNED
SO PUT YOUR CREDIT CARD IN THE COLLECTION PLATE
I'M A PISS PUPPET FOR JESUS
CHRIST PULLS THE STRINGS WHILE I YANK MY WOODEN THING
THIS LOVE IS STRANGE, I THINK I'VE GOT THE MANGE
DILLY DALLY PUPPET MAKE A PRAYIN' HAND
TELL ME ANOTHER BIBLE STORY
I'LL BATHE YOU IN HIS GOLDEN GLORY
MY PISS IS HIS HOLY BLOOD SO SIP IT
CAUSE I'M A BIBLE THUMPING PISS PUPPET
I WEAR A PEARL NECKLACE FOR MY ROSARY
I HAVE THE NO-HOLDS NUNS FALLING TO THERE KNEES
DO UNTO OTHERS AS THEY DO TO YOU
SO I GET ON ALL FOURS AND GOBBLE GOD'S SPEW
FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED
I WAS CAUGHT WITH THE CROSS IN MY HIND END!
Influences: Devo / Cafe Flesh / Party Doll A-go-go /
Sounds Like: "An over excited pervert in a baby bib playing toy instruments poorly but with a good beat, you can dance to it." - Daddy Uh-oh inc. (Penis Pump to the stars)
Record Label: Daddy Uh-oh Records
Type of Label: Indie
