I need lots of money. |
1) Plane ticket to New Zealand, at least a thousand.2) Plane ticket back, which I need in advance apparently, assuming to be about the same price.3) An additional $3,500-ish which I guess is to prove ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:43:00 GMT |
Fuck a staycation. |
Just got off a graveyard shift. I'm a nap ahead of braindead and driving 12 hours to Louisville this afternoon. I doubt I'll sleep before then and I'm gnawing my nails over when I'm going to shi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:05:00 GMT |
The brief, failing history of a pig’s blood guitar. |
First the bridge pickup didn't work, the pig is unhappy.I rewired it several different ways.Finally got the pickup to work by simply replacing it.But then the coil split didn't work--more simply, some...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:15:00 GMT |
Fancypants dandyfops hit the road. |
Jameson and I are leaving for London Tuesday night / Wednsday morning. Much to my surprise (cheers to Jamie's determination and to e-bay!) we'll be playing the Colour Out of Space fest ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:12:00 GMT |
In no discernable order. |
Here's a list. You're welcome.
> Found a butcher shop that will sell me blood by the gallon.> I built music stuff out of broken things.> I had more post-nightmare hallucinations, this time several ani...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:19:00 GMT |
Ask About McTuition |
No really, ask.
In more relevant news, I legally operated a motor vehicle three times. Watch out vaginas: I'll be impressing you with my valid state drivers licence in just a few short month...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:46:00 GMT |
Lower north Mankato. |
When I arrive they will call me the Mailman, and through the course of things here I will drive. Into the snow!
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:45:00 GMT |
Alright guys... |
Which one of you precious little darlings took my belt? Look at me. I need it. They don't just vanish. How am I supposed to work in these conditions?
Anyway. Have any of you tried to read a driver's m...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:41:00 GMT |
Jacked! |
Whoever yoinked my 4-track and CDs is gonna get it.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jul 2004 11:51:00 GMT |
Paycheck |
There's something to be said when you're wiping your ass with napkins you stole from work while you're awaiting the arrival of several CDs and video games in the mail.
Posted by on Mon, 29 Mar 2004 17:22:00 GMT |
