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There is a point in your life when your relize and know exactly what you want or should i say who you want. The person that you want to be there Everything. The person that you never want to let go no matter what is going on in both your lifes. There are hard times you go through you just have to wait them out and let things happen the way they will. There will be times when you want to do something about it but know you can't and it just kills you that you can do anything to see the person you truely care for. The person i want to spend the rest of my life with is STEPHANIE RENEE SLOVACEK . She means everything to me and i want to be her everything.
I met this amazing girl. She means everything to me. I don't ever want to loose her. She has a great personality and knows how to make me happy. Oh yeah, She is VERY HOT! I LOVE you babe, yeah thats right. Your not seeing things.
Hey Babe, I love you. Despite all this shit me and you are meant to be. I will never let go of you. You mean everything to me. You never know how much you need someone until you are without them. I love you Stephanie Renee.
"I know who likes you, But if i wasn't so shy id tell you who."
The man's sperm or "man jam" is shot into the woman's vagina, unless blocked by some kind of rubber product, then it swims to the egg (controversially not free-range) and asks for permission to enter. If entry is granted, the sperm will find a "telephone cell" and call the Stork, a large bird who carries a baby or large-eared elephant to the happy couple. Occasionally, if the sperm is stupid or drunk, he will call the wrong number by mistake, accidentally ordering anything from pizza and beer to a Tempurpedic mattress.
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

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