My name is Richard Martinez, and if you already know me, then stop reading, otherwise continue on. if you know nothing about me, and want to, then brace yourself. i love everything except circus carnies because those mother fuckers are tiny, freaky looking, and they smell like cabbage. i say the words cunt and fuck on a near to constant basis, so i probably offended you already if you're of the female or transgendered sex. hey, just by saying cunt, i'm more than likely not asking for any dates, then again, i'm a pretty slutty individual, i fuck anyone with a great ass, i don't fucking care what's in the front, as long as i have perfectly sculpeted ass to fuck and somethin' to play with in the front, well, they better not have both parts, i draw the line on fucking trannies, i don't fuck muscular men with pussies or slim big boobed women with dicks, i'll hang out with them, but i won't fuck them. now, if you thought you knew me and found that disturbing, you can stop reading, because more shit keeps on coming. more than likely i've given more blowjobs than Paris Hilton on a drinking binge, and you know what, i don't care who knows it, i love sucking dick, i probably never had a girl in my life, but i'm cool with it, life is never what you hoped it would be, so get over it. to this, i better leave off saying SOME words of wisdom: fuck as many as possible until you find the one you want to fuck for the rest of your life, that's all i got to say. oh, and i don't fuck anyone over thirty unless you're too hot for your own good
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