THE UGLY FROG >> >>An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her >>company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None >>of >>the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she >>walked by >>the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH. YOU WON'T >>EVER BE SORRY." >> >> >> >>The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else . So, >>she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside >>her. >> >> >>As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her " KISS >>ME >>AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY." >> >> >> >> >>So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog . >> >> >>IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, >>handsome prince . >> >>THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS . >> >>SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. >> >>NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO ? >> >>COME ON GUESS! >> >> >> >>OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DON'T BE A POOP! >>* >>* > > > > > > >> >> >>SHE TURNED INTO >> >>THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!! >> >>She's old.......NOT DEAD !!!!! >> >> >>OLD LADIES ROCK! >> > >