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Ca-Ra-Ra Boom De-Ay!

Wear more coruroy every day, you'll feel better.

About Me

My Manifesto:
Minimum walking speed in all public places.
Hang a banker every day of the year.
Compulsory allotments for everyone.
Get Barack Obama to record himself as a SatNav voice.
Abolish the Whips in the House of Commons, world debt, and men wearing Speedos on the beach.
Free Hug Monitor for call centre workers, who can come round and offer support after a diffucult call.

My Interests

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My Blog

The Beautiful Game

Greg ran his hands through his hair, turning off the camera recorder. "We can't keep doing this Mark." he said, closing his eyes to the flourescent lights of the cheap, obscure hotel room.Mark's lip t...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:40:00 GMT

If Money Can't Buy You Love, Rent It.

I cross my legs, sitting up a little straighter to remedy my aching back. I've been awake for near enough 30 hours and still I can't sleep.But what's new?Pulling myself away from the computer screen I...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:38:00 GMT

Attention Withdrawl Syndrome

You sit across from me, muttering to someone who's not there. Passing women cluck at you, smiling pitifully at the poor old guy who can't decipher reality anymore.You sit across from me, pissing away ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:32:00 GMT