anime, videogames, the zoo, bowling, playing with melted legos, painting crackers until they are flamable, adult swim, running, frogs that like to hump zebras, toe piercings that connect to knee piercings that connect to belly button piercings that connect to nipple piercings that connect to a gauged nostrel, salsa, flash games involving ninjas, nachos, long hair, mac n cheez, my guitars, XBox Live, short hair, hips, saliva saved in a bucket over 7 years and then thrown on an unsuspecting relative, chocolate wire hangers or maybe plastic if they aren't blue, yellow eye lashes splashed in a mystic aura that only pacman and mr rogers together can detect, the lost episode of turtles with where's waldo fighting off the chrome dome with a glitter pimp cane
I'd like to meet:
a real life ninja, Violent J and Shaggy, Sam Raimi, Samuel Jackson, some of the developers of Halo and Elder Scrolls, Dave Grohl, Weird Al Yankovic, Adam Sandler, one of those cannibals who'll pay to get your corpse when you die, and a cute loyal girl into spontaneous quirkiness and videogames and anime (yeah they're all taken)
Music:
Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Beatles, Offspring, Foo Fighters, Mindless Self Indulgence, Alanis Morissette, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Green Day, Insane Clown Posse, Alanis Morissette, White Zombie, Metallica, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Smashing Pumpkins, The Donnas, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bloodhound Gang, Godsmack, Jack Off Jill, Bikini Kill, Hole, Billy Joel, The Who, Audioslave, Beck, System of a Down, lots of anime and videogame music
Movies:
Evil Dead, Spiderman, XMen, Big Lebowski, Back to the Future, Yellow Submarine, The Wall, Lord of the Rings, Kung Pow, Jay and Silent Bob, Groundhog Day, Donnie Darko, Little Shop of Horrors, Nightmare Before Christmas, Batman, Matrix, Wedding Singer, 10 Things I Hate About You, Interview With The Vampire, Underworld, Dracula, An American Werewolf In London, Reservoir Dogs, Clockwork Orange, Star Wars, Van Helsing, Ninja Scroll, Puni Puni Poemy, Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust, all the Monty Python movies
Television:
That 70s Show, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Family Guy, George Carlin concerts, Critic, Ranma ½, Inu Yasha, Simpsons, Ninja Turtles (old animated series,) Excel Saga, Fooli Cooli, Robot Chicken, Married With Children, Rosanne (early on,) Fresh Prince, Family Matters, Spongebob Squarepants, beginning years of SNL, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, old Saturday morning Spiderman and XMen animated series
Books:
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Lord of the Rings, Real Ultimate Power - The Official Ninja Book, Love Hina, Negima!, Psychic Academy, Excel Saga, Chobits, Video Girl AI, Gravitation, Atlas Shrugged, The Werewolf Book, Kurt Cobain Journal, The Morrowind Prophecies, the Halo books, the dictionary
Heroes:
Spiderman and XMen are great but I like werewolves more. Vampires are cool, but they ain't shit to a werewolf. If I ever met one in real life I'd suck it's dick in exchange for the dark gift. Yeah, I'd have to live with the guilt of killing people a couple times each lunal cycle but I'd get over that real quick when I'm scaling walls and jumping off some dude's rooftop so I can belly flop my nuts into their pool and the guy comes out like "Hey, who's in my pool...and what's that smell?!" and I jump out with claws like "RARR!!"
