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m wolff

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About Me

"hey, you know what, if you guys dont know how to work a seatbelt just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you with a tack hammer cause youre a retard."
I'm awesome. Im Jewish, I'm unique and my mom says I'm a good catch. I work for myself and can take vacations whenever I want. From what I've been told, I have a high I.Q. but lack the motivation to be an Einstein... I enjoy loud obnoxious music and occasionally some mind altering substances. I am full of emotions and have a lot to give and share. Thats pretty emo. I also love FOOD; cooking or eating its all good. I must say I'm the best 'arm-chair' chef around. You name it, I'll make it taste like buttah!
Music is my escape...

My Interests

Cashing checks, Pyramids, Circles, the word "Panties", "S" Words, Things you find at a picnic, I'm looking for things you find at a picnic... LETS PLAY THE FEUD! Annnnnnnd Jeopardy, Kirsten Dunst, Animals, cramp-ons (because of what they're called, not what they do... wait, walking on ice is pretty bad ass), Air Force commercials, day-old bread, sales at Target, committing traffic infractions in front of a po-po and not getting pulled over (knock on wood), knocking on wood, wives tales, a good gossip session, Vince Vaughns career, vomiting 'when it feels right', sleeping in when its convenient, my new 'gay' brown vans, gassing up under $3/gallon, a great kiss, anxiety, mushrooms and time to waste, the unknown, dragons, tattoos, unicorns, a decent meal, a roof over my head, a good cry, love, dreams and wishes.

I'd like to meet:

Flea, Boba Fett, your mom and me in 20 years.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

I recently listened to these hot tracks!

Music:

alkaline trio, bayside, braid, the clash, coheed and cambria, creedence, fifteen, fugazi, galaxie 500, get up kids, gorilla biscuits, guns n roses, hey mercedes, ignite, into another, janes addiction, jawbreaker, jazz june, jejune, jets to brazil, jimmy eat world, the killers, knapsack, led zeppelin, lifetime, man or astroman?, millencolin, mineral, pavement, pixies, the promise ring, quicksand, rainer maria, rancid, red hot chili peppers, sick of it all, texas is the reason, tupac, the velvet teen, the weakerthans, ween, weezer

Movies:

raising arizona, everything starwars, 5th element, lotr, usual suspects, anything kurosawa, royal tenenbaums, woody allen, princess mononoke, spirited away, most anime, chinatown, braveheart, gladiator

Television:

amazing race
smallville
family guy
the sopranos
six feet under
weeds
survivor
big brother
prison break
heroes
the office

Books:

carver, malamud, kundera, zinn, arthur nersesian

Heroes:

The A-Team

My Blog

Tarot reading

how you feel about yourself now (Judgement)You feel this is an end to an era or at least a certain phase of your life - you are taking stock and looking where you want to go from here.  This...
Posted by m wolff on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST

I had this friend once....

In college... we knew who each other was since freshman year.  She dated my neighbor (who was actually gay, but 'wasnt' at the time) and we knew the same people... it wasnt until senior year that...
Posted by m wolff on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:51:00 PST

Costa Rica in February???

I just posted this whole thing about Costa Rica and the 'preview' thing sucks, you can see it but then you cant go back and post it.  All my jokes arent funny to me anymore...Im still going to br...
Posted by m wolff on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:24:00 PST

2 years....

I have a ticket stub from a Sense Field/Hey Mercedes show at the troubadour from Sept. 5th, 2003.  That was my first date with Hana, the first time I went out with her.  I remember her meeti...
Posted by m wolff on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:59:00 PST

Six Feet Under

I dont think i cried for a tv show like that in... well never... more than when Nate died 2 weeks ago.  Last week was pretty sad, but not like this... Went out with Hana tonight after cooking her...
Posted by m wolff on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:50:00 PST

from george carlin (whos wife recently died)

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we ...
Posted by m wolff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if youre reading this....

youre a goddamn asshole.   GOODNIGHT!
Posted by m wolff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

asians online!

too many asian kids with too much free time on their hands? all the ads on here and friendster are like 'click 2 asia' and 'meet more asians' and shit like that....
Posted by m wolff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a friendster transplant

so everyones jumping the friendster ship so i followed the lemmings... so far its ok... the nav is aight but its faster and so far the features seem more reliable. ill be on both accounts til good de...
Posted by m wolff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST