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I am the knot in your stomach.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have a very dark sense of humor and am outrageously sarcastic. If you've seen the movie Juno I'm basically like her except a little more sarcastic and minus the whole being pregnant thing. I've been told I'm a free spirit and I do march to the beat of my own drum. I guess I am a little white-washed for being a brown chick. Okay I lied. I forget that I'm brown till someone points it out. I'm usually in chucks, jeans, and a witty shirt. I'm a huge fan of getting ink done I laugh a lot and am pretty much smiling all the time. But piss me off and I'm like a 5 ft. hulk. Trust me it's terrifying. I have anger management issues. I say it how it is so I guess what makes be a bitch, but at least I'm funny about it. I love the Cubs and Da Bears, cheeseburgers, pizza, ink, short shorts, my dog, my chucks, oh and playing poker. Especially with guys who don't think girls can play - it's fun to make them cry. I do everything in excess - especially things that are bad for me. Yay.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm way too popular to begin with. Sure it's in my head. But it's straight butta' baby.

My Blog

ahaha. BAD ASS. (it'll be a bulletin when myspace gets it's shit together)

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005, by_______________________, between ____________...
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