I have a very dark sense of humor and am outrageously sarcastic. If you've seen the movie Juno I'm basically like her except a little more sarcastic and minus the whole being pregnant thing. I've been told I'm a free spirit and I do march to the beat of my own drum. I guess I am a little white-washed for being a brown chick. Okay I lied. I forget that I'm brown till someone points it out. I'm usually in chucks, jeans, and a witty shirt. I'm a huge fan of getting ink done I laugh a lot and am pretty much smiling all the time. But piss me off and I'm like a 5 ft. hulk. Trust me it's terrifying. I have anger management issues. I say it how it is so I guess what makes be a bitch, but at least I'm funny about it. I love the Cubs and Da Bears, cheeseburgers, pizza, ink, short shorts, my dog, my chucks, oh and playing poker. Especially with guys who don't think girls can play - it's fun to make them cry. I do everything in excess - especially things that are bad for me. Yay.