Chris profile picture

Chris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a chunky funky arty queer monkey. Don't suffer fools gladly, just looking to make some new friends. or fiends. I am currently looking for a new job after being made redundant in March by an arts company that shall remain nameless. As I type this today there is a fire in the building I am in (block of flats) but haven't been told to evacuate yet so don't think it's a big one.

I can't be arsed with the gay scene any more, I will probably venture out on the odd occasion, but the brum scene is nowhere near what it used to be (yes that makes me sound like i'm 90 but I don't care!)

Content from Coshed.com - Myspace Layouts

Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is not a psychopathic killer. or maybe the odd psychopathic killer. It would all depend on the mood I was in.I think life is what you make it and I am looking for someone to have adventures with, someone who will jump off that metaphorical cliff with their eyes closed screaming and not knowing if we'll hit rocks or water.

My Blog

August 2008 (Felt like a year, not a month!)

Less than two weeks in and August felt, well, complicated. It also had a lot to say for itself. Brighton was good; it was so relaxing to get away from the Midlands for a weekend and to forget all the ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 07:44:00 GMT

8 (and a half) simple rules for a better Monkey

1. Moderation in all things. Where moderation is not possible, abstinence is the wisest course. 2. Stop putting yourself down, even as a joke, otherwise it becomes a belief. 3. The best revenge is t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:07:00 GMT

June and July 2008

So June. I find myself, at the start of it, still happy. The thing that bugs me at the beginning of June, despite being happy, is a nagging feeling that life would be so much easier, if I weren't so i...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:57:00 GMT

Slipping away...

This room is stale, Under pale moons,Memories fade,Replaced by empty longings. No air to breathe, Or room to be, Constraint sneaks in, Concealed by un-kept promises.Like words forgotten, In the tides ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:53:00 GMT

May 2008 (Monkey’s Month!)

I like May. As a strict rule of thumb it tends to be my favourite month of the year. It allows me to indulge in guilty pleasures, such as the Eurovision Song Contest, and Big Brother, and it is also m...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:29:00 GMT

April (AKA Fank god that month is over!)

So...April. Well disappeared, as easy as it came. I gave in to temptation as easily as I always do. The temptation to let go, always gets me when I least expect it. Depression is like hitting rock b...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:43:00 GMT

March 2008

March. Fuckety Bugger. Cocking Hell. Dear Me. I don’t think there are any words strong enough to describe what a month March has been. Surprisingly in a good way. A very good way. February&r...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:01:00 GMT

Feb 08

A difficult start to the month. Boredom, my biggest enemy, came calling and I ended up near climbing the walls.Unfortunately, I gave into boredom and let myself get to a really bad place, and nearly ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:49:00 GMT

You

The way your hand feels in mine, The way your mouth curls when you smile,The way your eyes sparkle as a thought hits your mind, The way your breath warms my neck as you kiss it. When tears fill your e...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:06:00 GMT

January 08

Anyone who has seen my last blog will know that I was entering into this year with a mixture of trepidation, fear and excitement, and knowing that I needed to change things. In true Monkey style, I en...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:35:00 GMT