!!!UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!!! An Adult Survey - Be honest... - Ever been to a strip club? - Yes...
- Ever been to a bar? - Ha! I won't dignify that with an answer!
- Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - Hmm, maybe...
- Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - Nope.
- Kissed someone of the same sex? - No Shit!
- Thrown up from drinking too much? - A long, long time ago.
- Had sex in a car? - Many times.
- Had sex in a pool? - Yes. Just like a bath, only bigger.
- Had sex in a movie theater? - Now what do we classify as sex...?
- Had sex in a bathroom? - Yeha.
- Had sex at work? - Please, I used to work in perfume at Myer, what do you think?
- Have you ever been in an "adult" store? - Which one? I guess that's a yes.
- Bought something from an adult store? - Ditto.
- Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? - Indeed, yes...
- Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? - I choose not to disclose that information.
- Is there someone you wish you could have had sex with? - Like from my past? Hmm, yeah...
- Is there anyone on your top friends list you wish you could have sex with? - Again, I'll pass on this question.
- Have you had sex with anyone in your top friends list? - Oh yeah...
- Are your breasts real? - Real latex, yes.
- Have you ever kissed a stranger? - Well, they were strangers then...
- Have you ever had a one night stand? - Haha, yup.
- Does anyone have naughty pics of you? - Of course!
- Best place you have had sex? - My glass dining table, and yes, it was windexed well afterwards.
