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Julie

A man walked into a bar...ouch!

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Name: Julie aka smurf burglar
Birthday: 3rd Feb
Birthplace: Scotland
Current Location: The Ford
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft...nearly
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: ???
The Shoes You Wore Today: Clogs
Your Weakness: Kryptonite/chocolate
Your Fears: Tiranosaurus rex's
Your Perfect Pizza: Round and cheesy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win the space race
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: super kala frajalistic expe alla docious
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who's that? where am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: clogs
Your Bedtime: dont be silly
Pepsi or Coke: coke
Do you Smoke: crack?
Do you Swear: fuck off
Do you Sing: like an angel
Have you Been in Love: with a human?
Do you want to go to College: now?
Do you want to get Married: to a rich old man possibly
Do you belive in yourself: I believe i exist
Do you think you are Attractive: dont you?
Do you get along with your Parents: I havent killed them yet...
Do you play an Instrument: Saxamaphone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: The crack is giving me devavu...have i not already answered this
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I dont rememeber the last month
In the past month have you gone on a Date: is asda a date?
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grown up
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Movies:

Anchorman, Dirty Dancing, Top Gun, Mean Girls, Cool Runnings

Television:

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Books:

I'm more of a magizine person allthough i'm ready a rather good book on route 66 at the mo.

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My Blog

Friendship

Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. Whe...
Posted by *x*Julie*x* on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

Top Ten

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could fin...
Posted by *x*Julie*x* on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

Double meaning

Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female...... Any part under a car's hood.Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening ...
Posted by *x*Julie*x* on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

when girls drink

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ (Even if this isn't you, you've probably known a girl or two who you'llrecognize! Lol)1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANC...
Posted by *x*Julie*x* on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST