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lance

It's summer, time for the slip 'n slide.

About Me


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Name: lance caldwell
Birthdate: 12/14/1979
Birthplace: columbus, ohio
Current Location: pataskala, ohio
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5-11
Piercings: 5
Tatoos: 0
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: married
FAVORITES
Food: pizza
Candy: reeses pieces
Number: 1
Color: black
Animal: bear
Drink: mountain dew
Alcohol Drink: wild turkey
Bagel: everything
Letter: o
Body Part on Opposite sex: you know
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: burger king
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
&..39;Hot tea or Ice tea:' i dont like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary
Love or Money: money
YOUR...
Bedtime: 9 am
Most Missed Memory: uhhhhh i forget
Best phyiscal feature: me
First Thought Waking Up: shit, i've got to work today
Fears: like i'd tell you
Longest relationship: 5 yrs-current
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favorite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long:
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 0
What country do you want to Visit: germany
How do you want to Die: gunshot to the back of the head, quick, painless, wont know it's coming
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: yes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: uhhh
Do you Smoke: when i drink
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: no
Want to get Married: i am
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: yes
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You scored as Machinegun. Machinegun isn't very good as personal sidearm - too heavy, too clumsy, too loud. But you don't care. Okay, it's your choise...

Assault Rifle


88%

Machinegun


88%

Shotgun


81%

SMG


75%

Sniper Rifle


75%

Revolver


56%

Pistol


31%
What Firearm Fits You Best?
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You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 85% Conservative, 15% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?Your results:
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My Interests

Feel free to add me if you like horror movies and heavy metal!partying, hanging out with some friends, playing cool games, stuff like that

I'd like to meet:


Stephen King, Howard Stern, Yoda, Jenna Jameson, dario Argento, George Romero

Music:

pantera, slipknot, tool, old metallica, soulfly, cradle of filth, icp, megadeth, lamb of god, fear factory, machine head, hed pe, opeth, otep, dethlok, king diamond, coal chamber, sepultura, trivium, mushroom head, shadows fall, ozzy, black sabbath, type o negative, six feet under, cannibal corpse, bloodsimple, mastodon, killswitch engage, obituary, chimaira, dragonforce, motorhead, ill nino, mudvayne, meshuggah, dimmu borgir, god forbid, nothingface, white zombie, rob zombie, black label society, slayer, corrosion of conformity, twiztid, anybody killa, dark lotus, devil driver, hatebreed, roadrunner united, down the sun, earth crisis, nailbomb, spineshank, vision of disorder.

Movies:

zombie, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, city of the living dead, demons, demons 2, suspiria, deep red, opera, new york ripper, demonia, halloween series, nightmare on elm street series, friday the 13th series, the dead next door, hostel, house by the cemetary, the beyond, star wars, return of the living dead, x men, seven, american pie, the church, inferno, phenomena, let sleeping corpses lie, the cat o' nine tails, spinal tap, austin powers, monty python, dead alive, cannibal holocaust, phantasm series, zombie 2, zombie 3, equilibrium, cemetary man, strangeland

Television:

south park, family guy, the simpsons, lost, house, headbangers ball, notre dame football, Da Bears

Books:

stephen king, h. p. lovecraft, dean kootz, mostly horror novels

Heroes:

ummmm, let me think about it

My Blog

What a long night.

Wow last night was a long one. Well, let me start by saying that I am finally leaving Block's after almost 7 years. I took another job starting on August 6, I'll be moving to day shift. That said, let...
Posted by lance on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:16:00 PST

ok so wow

Ok, so wow. I met a pot smoking jackass that lives nesrby our new house tonight. He's lucky he's only 17. Because the bastard started talking about how the usa was the cause of all terrorism...
Posted by lance on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:42:00 PST

Well, I'm back

Well, it's been a busy week for us. We finally got moved into our new house, so that's exciting. We couldn't get a truck though, so it took about 12 carloads of boxes, and 3 or 4 vanloads of big stuf ...
Posted by lance on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

well

Well, it's been awhile since I posted a blog update, so here it is. It's been a busy couple of weeks around our household. We're getting ready to move, it's about time we got away from this b.s. town,...
Posted by lance on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

Hell Yeah!

Well Da Bears are in the fucking Super Bowl!!! With a little luck, hopefully they'll win it dammit. That is all.
Posted by lance on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST

Wow

So first of all, Go SUCKEYES!!!!! I had to get that out. Man what a game, I loved it. I want to know what the hell is happening to radio here in columbus. I listen to 610 at work because i like to kn...
Posted by lance on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:13:00 PST

The year's begun

So, it's a new year, and it still feels like last year.  Well my best friend is still dumb, he's dating a stupid bitch who gets drunk all the time and then flips out. I don't think I'll be able t...
Posted by lance on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST

nothing particular

Well, I just got done watching Metalocalypse. Man I love that show. Nothing like heavy metal, and death all in one badass cartoon. Which reminds me, I got a Meatlocalypse shirt for my birthday, it's b...
Posted by lance on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:01:00 PST

glad to be home

Whew, it's been a whirlwind couple of weeks for us. Desi had Lilly on November 28 at about 8:45 pm. We spent 2 days in the hospital then pretty much since then have been at her parents because she sta...
Posted by lance on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:09:00 PST

black friday

Wow, so today I went to walmart at 2:30 in the morning because they had a 51' widescreen hdtv for sale for under $500. At that point in time there were a few people there, mostly white. Myself, and al...
Posted by lance on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST