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You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

About Me

I've been told several times that I'm the cutest puppy EVER. Someone actually died once of a cute overdose because they looked at me for too long.
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My Interests

EATING. I like hair scrunchies, thumb tacks, ear plugs, cardboard, rocks, expensive shoes, pant legs, cigarette butts, pretty much anything that crosses my lips I'll try to swallow. I really like playing with my Blue Bunny Bun Bun and Moo Moo Cow. I'll lay in just about anyones lap.

I'd like to meet:

Ceasar Millan, The Dog Weesperer. Otis. Will Smith...think he could get me a part in Men In Black III?? Chuck Norris

Music:

Weird bleepy bloopy shit.

Movies:

Reservior Dogs, Dog Day Afternoon, Black Dog, Dog Eat Dog!, Mad Dog and Glory, Lawn Dogs, Top Dog (Chuck Norris is my Favorite!!) And of course...Fight Club, I know It's so cliche, I just feel such a strong connection to the Narrator.

Television:

HGTV and Jewelry Television

Books:

I can't read. It's not because I never took the time to learn, I have a condition called Reverse Cross Eyes wich prevents me from focusing on things right in front of me. Heather sometimes reads the Dictionary to me, I like that.

Heroes:

CHUCK NORRIS