emancipation |
I am here to tame the wild cobbler. Everybody huddle up. Keep your babies swaddled. I plan to release a bunch of giant squid. You never know what a giant squid will do.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 21:49:00 GMT |
Mr. Cat is dead |
Mr. Cat disappeared. I assume he's dead. He had a good set of lives. Now he's up in heaven biting Jesus and licking his nose. He might be in hell though. There was alot o...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:10:00 GMT |
dodging birdshit |
I'm a middleton. A middle class citizen. Conceived in the middle of a fuckstorm by two middle children. An invisible part of this great nation. In the middle of a city in a cou...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:33:00 GMT |
zero trans fat chip eating kangaroos |
Someone had a question today. Or maybe it was an answer. It was all about the alligators, crockadiles, and wallabys becoming one and eating zero trans fat potato chips. Someone else ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:28:00 GMT |
bored as hell and i want to get ill |
This is to kill time. I'm pretty sure I have something dumb to say but I don't know what it is yet. Serving time here in the book of job. Writing incomplete sentances and not caring. ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:54:00 GMT |
zilch |
Podcast is a cool word too. So is zilch. All I know is that I really like fucking Melvins now. I like fucking other things too. Its something to do. Things get weird when...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:55:00 GMT |
matter |
Blog. That sounds like something that ate Captain Piccard of the star ship Enterprise. I have some shit to dump. Why do we call it "taking" a shit? We should be leaving a shit....
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 13:52:00 GMT |
choglers |
Our planet has been taken over by hocky potted chapularians, gobbloid madoneers, and coppulan starbies. Well, I think my joke got ruined by a hospitalization and a psychopath. Its hard to ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 23:44:00 GMT |
people |
What the hell? Why does it seem like everyone is completely out of their fucking gords? The whole world has gone mad. But this is not a new idea. I suspect that this place has ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 23:13:00 GMT |
crab apple splatters |
I don't know what you expect to see, but now you're messing around in my space with the rest of us gaylords so be prepared to be offended by sacreligious banter, the use of profanity, and childish non...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 21:52:00 GMT |
