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Couldn't ever want you to be what you are not. Could never be what I'm not.....

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Summer Session with Jerry Blackman at Dam, Stuhltrager

For Immediate Release: (BROOKLYN) Follow the story of a summer growth spurt& Exhibit: "SUMMER SESSION" introducing JERRY BLACKMAN Curated by Rebecca A. Layton & Paige King Dates: July 11 - Augu...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:23:00 GMT

life : : funny as death : : snarky

i was too sick today (flu?) to go to the gallery. my faithful sidekick, my dell, is at the gallery and probably misses me as much as i miss it. fortunately, life with grant includes several computers....
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:12:00 GMT

sal

sal gave grant's thumb a piehole. so now sal and i are attending house ordered obedience class. sal is going to be 7 yrs old on april fool's day and is 6 1/2 yrs older than any of the other dogs in th...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:49:00 GMT

no rest for the wicked

my mind has been extraordinarily active lately and while it has not found a way to stop time or cure stupidity it has accomplished tons of other slightly less worthy things. i'm resting uneasy. so muc...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:41:00 GMT

captured by aliens

i was either captured by aliens or have been in russia- you decide which is more believable. if you go with aliens - i attest to NO probing of any kind occurring. if you go with russia - i am NOT the ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:07:00 GMT

a million :: one odds

I'm warm. In a huge bed that I can roll over and over and over in and still not roll out of. There are so many pillows most wind up on the floor before morning. Maybe its a side effect of being in a r...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:31:00 GMT

One Small Step... One Giant Leap.

I have not succumbed to the world's countless attempts to have more fun with me than I have by being me.Yes, I'm still here! I'm just on myspace less than usual. It seems I have fewer moments to do ev...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:44:00 GMT

private! keep out!

as a kid, i wrote "Private!" and "Keep Out!" on the covers of my notebook diaries. i thought the entries mattered to someone besides me. AND i safe guarded against someone discover...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:32:00 GMT

falling up...

a few weeks ago, i met a really special guy.    when i blurt out uncensored stories that make me look ridiculous- he smiles. when Dave Patrick asked him, "are ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:16:00 GMT

No Direction Home...

last visit to philly, my bus took 6+hrs to make the 2hr drive to nyc. with time to kill at a layover, i opted to brave thru a thicket to reach nearby railroad tracks. eve...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:59:00 GMT