The Other Waffle Buddy <3

Pasquale is a great guy who loves to hear himself talk... The Police often question Pasquale just becuase they find him interesting...his cereal never gets soggie it sits there and stays crispy just for him...his pillow talk is years ahead of its time...respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores...theres a sandwitch named after him on every continent in the world...He never orders salad with dressing on the side he orders it right there on the salad where it should be...Pasquale doesnt believe in using oven mits, if anything ovens should wear Pasquale mits to protect themselves from he's hotness...Pasquale blood smells like cologne...his beard alone has experince more then a lessor mans entire body...Pasquale doesnt go to school school goes to him and tries very poorly to teach others of his ways...The world wasnt always round, later in Pasquales life he made a time machine and punched god in the face and forced him for seven days to make it round...Pasquale could benchpress a number so high that if you tried to say it you would surly die from old age...