I KEEP IT CLASSY
TIJUANA GET DIRTY
WINE BLENDING PARTY--CENTRAL COAST
SAUCED AND RUNNING THROUGH THE VINEYARDS AGAIN
MY MONSTER
I'd like to meet:
you.....if you're down.....love eccentric types..... who know when to take it down a notch...... the quiet, but not shy kind..... love the assholes.... with HUGE hearts..... think honesty and truth is sexy.... befriend kind-hearted bitches.... which isn't an oxymoron.... can't tolerate apathy... love people who do what they do with passion.... those who are self-sufficient with natural sociability.....intelligence is beyond hot, arrogance is not.....can talk to anyone.... but get uncomfortable when people hit on me..... like when people can challenge a standard of thought.....
...my over-use of the "...." is the sound my brain makes as it pauses from thinking to allow me to blink and breath.... baby steps here.... one thing at a time....
My life became perfect when I finally accepted that no one person place or thing in itself will ever be perfect.....and life...on the whole... is just an aging relationship with reality.
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.... You will have your heart broken....probably more than once....and it's harder every time....You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken....You'll fight with your best friend....You'll blame a new love for things an old one did....You'll cry because time is passing too fast....and you'll eventually lose someone you love.... So take too many pictures...laugh too much...and love like you've never been hurt...because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
I love this pic of Bella!
Music:
Find out what I'm listening to.... I love it when you push my buttons..... CLICK ME DAMMIT!
MY SLUTTY SIDE, SET TO MUSIC
Movies:
I am by far the worst movie-watcher-er of all time. I have trouble sitting through an entire flick, especially if there is anything blowing up or cars crashing over bridges, blah, blah, blah..... Hence why my favorites are those directed towards those with little to no attention span. Namely, Goonies, Little Monsters, Neverending Story, anything by Pixar, Nightmare Before Christmas, the Grinch, and absolutely anything with Jim Carrey.... love his humor!!
Television:
I'm glued to the news channels, E!, dating shows ..... Oh, and Telemundo. They always have hot chicks on Spanish.
Books:
Any non-fiction, and I love magazines... any kind..................
CENTRAL COAST
I LIVE HERE
GETTING NASTY WITH AN ELEPHANT
MOTEL BAR WITH TWO HOT VAGINA FLAPS
BUTT RAPED BY A LARGE INMATE RANDOM STATUE WEARING AN ADIDAS SWEATSHIRT
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY HOME TOWN....EVEN WHEN IT'S 3 DEGREES OUT
SOX GAME. THE PARKING ATTENDANT MADE ME CRY AND WANT TO RUN HIM OVER WITH MY ARMY TANKER TOYOTA CAMARY
PICTURING MY EX'S FACE
MY "GO BEARS!" FACE
i ised learned.
FINDING AMOR IN SPAIN
MOLESTING NICOLE IN VEGAS
I LOVE MAKING DRUNK FRIENDS DO STUPID SHIT
MISS MY FAVE BARTENDING PARTNER, CINNAMON!!
I GET AROUND
IF A STRAIGHT HORSE EATS HAY, WHAT DOES A GAY HORSE EAT? ....... HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAA
SPEAKING OF GETTING DOWN WITH ANIMALS...
GETTING CRAFTY IN BELIZE
DISCUSSING WITH JEN WHETHER I SHOULD PEE IN THE BUSHES OR NOT
SUMMERS PASS TOO QUICKLY!!!
LUB MY SPRING-A-LING
SOME OF THESE ARE OLDIES, BUT DEF GOODIES!
THIS GIRL MAKES MY HEART PITTER-PATTER....AND I LIKE HER BOOBS TOO
GETTING ROASTED IN HAWAII
WE GO WAY BACK TO THE DAYS OF THE PIGGITIES
I CHOSE TO GIVE BIRTH THE NATURAL WAY, IN ONE OF THOSE TUB THINGS. PRECIOUS.
THAT WOULD BE ME, AND MY BUTT, IN THE TWO STARS
